Pat posts his first selfie after a record ten months

[Antwan2]

Fat

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

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He's so fucking weird and effeminate looking

Does that fat bitch already have bad varicose veins?

 

[EraGodless]

"Hello Sir, how can I help you today?"

"Hi, yes. I was wondering, do you have a shirt that would make me look like a member of a 1970s homosexual bowling team?"

"I have just the thing, Sir."

Patrick McCracken

 

[swole_edging_llc]

ugh no wonder why he's self conscious and doesn't post them often no more

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women's sunglasses, section 8 housing on the reflection, no arm muscle definition whatsoever, red pimple on forehead, big bitch tits

The thing that gets me is that he blasts Alex Jones for looking like shit. Yeah, Alex Jones does look like shit. So do you fatass.

 

[Mass.gov]

The thing that gets me is that he blasts Alex Jones for looking like shit. Yeah, Alex Jones does look like shit. So do you fatass.

Also, Alex Jones once looked like this:

 

[MonsterSteve]

ugh no wonder why he's self conscious and doesn't post them often no more

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women's sunglasses, section 8 housing on the reflection, no arm muscle definition whatsoever, red pimple on forehead, big bitch tits

Oh god that shirt looks so uncomfortably small. I bet you he's always pulling on the front of it to stretch it out a bit so that his tits aren't so constrained. I know he's bigger in the arms and chest than most but still.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Oh god that shirt looks so uncomfortably small. I bet you he's always pulling on the front of it to stretch it out a bit so that his tits aren't so constrained. I know he's bigger in the arms and chest than most but still.

I feel sorry for all of the people at the bars he rots away at every day having to look at his exposed fat gut, muffin tops, and ass crack because he won't accept he's too fat for his clothes and refuses to buy new clothes which actually fit.

 

[JebJoh]

Got those sweet titties in the shit. Yes!

Pecs, tubby bubbly sweet chubby child.

 

[JebJoh]

Pat, if you wear this stupid, shiny shirt in your next selfie then I will consider deleting my account. Everyone wins! Thanks :)

What does John Wayne gacy have to do with this?

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I like that it's not even a licensed Triumph/other brand shirt, it just says "FASTEST MOTORCYCLES" with a random year. Printed this year to look vaguely "vintage" and sell to retard zoomer posers.

I don't know if this has been mentioned before, I am not reading all six pages to find out.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like that it's not even a licensed Triumph/other brand shirt, it just says "FASTEST MOTORCYCLES" with a random year. Printed this year to look vaguely "vintage" and sell to retard zoomer posers.

I don't know if this has been mentioned before, I am not reading all six pages to find out.

He’s 44 years old and shopping at Kohls is fancy to him

 

[JebJoh]

He’s wearing that shirt in 20 different photos. He must love it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He’s wearing that shirt in 20 different photos. He must love it.

Or maybe he's just poor and can't afford new clothes.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Did Jerry Jen put pat's head in a vice to get quasi's money? Why does his forehead look so bulging and misshapen?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I'm gonna say the unpopular thing here, his enormous ass kinda looks like he might have actually lost a little weight here. Not enough to be under seacow level fat, but less gelatinous than his media tour.

You should tell him. I recently learnt that you shouldn't keep compliments to yourself. Good luck.

No, stlaker. I have not lost weight, those are your delusions, again. The United Nations' Peacekeepers know I haven't lost weight. That's you, that's what you do.

Enjoy prison.

 

[fuckwit]

Ew.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Fat looks like he smells like a mildewy basement.

 

[fuckwit]

 

[Shawn Peterson]

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@Salted Earth Truffle comment?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Don't forget this recent photo!