Pat brags about his father’s employment….again

[N64 Cube]

also ironic what kind of kids his mom worked with

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1491576068658114560

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Fat lying demon

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Great story, Pat. Sounds like your father worked harder, not smarter.

 

[guest]

She definitely did work with a special needs kid.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

She definitely did work with a special needs kid.

 

[guest]

I don’t understand why he would lie about the bull riding thing. All the other stuff we couldn’t easily disprove even though we know it’s a lie.

And imagine having a master electrician father and getting citied by the city for unsafe electrical outlets.

 

[A House Nigger]

Ol’ Tommy Tomlinson needed 4 jobs just to be able to afford the grocery bill to feed Pat

 

[peckafacce]

I don’t understand why he would lie about the bull riding thing. All the other stuff we couldn’t easily disprove even though we know it’s a lie.

And imagine having a master electrician father and getting citied by the city for unsafe electrical outlets.

There was a poster a while ago that said they were a big PBR fan, and there is no record of a Tom Tomlinson ever in the PBR. Also when Pat claimed his dad was riding, the PBR didn't exist.

The only thing on the internet about Tom Tomlinson ridding bulls is this, but that doesn't sound like Pats dad. I think Pat is just making up storys about ANYBODY named Tom Tomlinson and attributing them to his father.

Richards continues family tradition - Clovis News Journal

Katelyn Lide races to the finish Saturday during the short-go of the 13-15 year old poles at the High Plains Junior Rodeo Association Finals held at Curry County Mounted Patrol Arena. (CNJ staff photo: Andrew Chavez By Dave Wagner: CNJ sports writer Casey Richards comes from a rodeo family, but...

www.cnjonline.com.php56-17.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"It's... something."

Nice description, professional author. So "it" "is not" nothing. Thanks for that info dump, Tubby.

I don't recall him mentioning Mama Raven working with (other) retards before, however:

I wonder if the timing lines up with the kid who he said died on him. Luckily, there's probably no truth to any of it. Poor li'l imaginary fellers.

edit:

There was a poster a while ago that said they were a big PBR fan, and there is no record of a Tom Tomlinson ever in the PBR. Also when Pat claimed his dad was riding, the PBR didn't exist.

@RobertMewler

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"It's... something."

Nice description, professional author. So "it" "is not" nothing. Thanks for that info dump, Tubby.

I don't recall him mentioning Mama Raven working with (other) retards before, however:

I wonder if the timing lines up with the kid who he said died on him. Luckily, there's probably no truth to any of it. Poor li'l imaginary fellers.

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@RobertMewler

Incredible hearts,tongues and huge cocks

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Are "snowmobile racer" and "ski jumper" new additions to the Tommy Tomlinson CV? His resume is expanding faster than Pat's fat gut.

And who gives a shit about any of this? It's like telling people my dad played beer league softball. No one gives a shit. Even if he himself did these things, who cares? But his father "ski jumping"? Who gives a fuck.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Are "snowmobile racer" and "ski jumper" new additions to the Tommy Tomlinson CV? His resume is expanding faster than Pat's fat gut.

And who gives a shit about any of this? It's like telling people my dad played beer league softball. No one gives a shit. Even if he himself did these things, who cares? But his father "ski jumping"? Who gives a fuck.

Those are indeed new

It's "my brother's and my," you fat turd. It's not "I's childhood bedroom."

Turd?!

TURD!!

 

[RobertMewler]

There was a poster a while ago that said they were a big PBR fan, and there is no record of a Tom Tomlinson ever in the PBR. Also when Pat claimed his dad was riding, the PBR didn't exist.

The only thing on the internet about Tom Tomlinson ridding bulls is this, but that doesn't sound like Pats dad. I think Pat is just making up storys about ANYBODY named Tom Tomlinson and attributing them to his father.

Richards continues family tradition - Clovis News Journal

Katelyn Lide races to the finish Saturday during the short-go of the 13-15 year old poles at the High Plains Junior Rodeo Association Finals held at Curry County Mounted Patrol Arena. (CNJ staff photo: Andrew Chavez By Dave Wagner: CNJ sports writer Casey Richards comes from a rodeo family, but...

www.cnjonline.com.php56-17.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com

It was me. I proved Pig was totally lying about his father being in the PBR:

BULL SHIT: Another Fatrick lie. His father was never a bull rider for…

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[Ladynyahh]

Fuck who cares Pat, why this need to embellish? Lots of parents are boring. Just admit yours are

 

[Brooke Shields]

It'd be a pretty funny bit to pretend that Pat's father actually did all of this shit, therefore wasn't really around to raise his son, therefore his son turned into a giant momma's boy retarded faggot - and then mock Patrick for not living up to his father's reputation

Tom Tomlinson is a fucking badass!

Or it's like Chip Chipperson's mom always saying that he just missed that his father came by after he went to the store for grape soda while two darker gentlemen were helping with bad floorboards.

 

[guest]

So Patrick's dad is a pathological liar and so is he now. What a fat loser, and I'd know!

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Papa Clown had a preference for nigger cowboys

 

[N64 Cube]

Has anyone checked to see if Work Horse Tommy has an Electricians license?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They ended up raising a manbaby that was too much of a coward to be a father to his own kid and his parents will never meet their granddaughter.

No matter how many lies he tells about what capstones his parent are. He is proof that they failed at creating a responsible man and father. Down deep his parents are understandably disappointed in him.

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

Snowmobile racer and ski jumper right in time for the Olympics. Are we 100% sure Patrick isn’t trolling us?!?!?