Pat bragging about a ww2 vet again

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Devito is so big, he saved the show from being canceled. The FX execs said they needed a name cause the show had low ratings. Devito’s name was being tossed around and he was familiar cause his kids were watching it. Devito fit perfectly cause he’s one of the best at playing mean people/scumbags. Now it’s their longest running show and highest rated show. Btw Pat doesn’t watch this show. He just knows the network because they play capeshit movies and are owned by Disney now.

And I remember when he joined the show the big news was about DeVito doing TV for the first time since Taxi because he had obvious had a very successful long career in movies and to come back it must be for something good - it wasn’t like he was desperate for work and fell off the map.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He just knows the network because they play capeshit movies and are owned by Disney now.

Now it makes sense. Pat was watching Always Sunny on Disney+ and this was the drunken story he came up with to shoehorn the two topics of Always sunny and the Israel conflict together.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How does Pat know who Danny Devito is? Pat doesn’t watch comedies or dramas. Devito doesn’t do Capeshit or Pew Pew films either.

He was in Matilda, a kids movie from the 90s with that ugly girl from Mrs doubtfire. He likes kid movies and she's popular on the Internet for her basic bitch liberal takes

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He really thinks that is some kind of credential.

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Also just assuming the guy wants to talk is idiotic "yeah sure I'm just buying groceries but let me stand around talking about vaporizing white civilians to a retard in a too small shirt who treats war like a video game

 

[kingship75]

Guess Teen Vogue never called back so piggy-boy is gonna lean into the wise old sage of the younger generation. Too bad he's got a 1.7 GPA and the life experience of a salmon.

StealthySalmon

 

[Username]

Also just assuming the guy wants to talk is idiotic "yeah sure I'm just buying groceries but let me stand around talking about vaporizing white civilians to a retard in a too small shirt who treats war like a video game

“Hey elderly stanger,love the license plate. Let’s causally talk about the most traumatic experience in your life in this Walmart parking lot.”

He really can’t see how deranged he sounds. Pat you stalked a WW2 Vet in a Walmart parking lot. Except you didn’t because this never happened and your a lonely man making up stories for Twitter likes.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“Hey elderly stanger,love the license plate. Let’s causally talk about the most traumatic experience in your life in this Walmart parking lot.”

He really can’t see how deranged he sounds. Pat you stalked a WW2 Vet in a Walmart parking lot. Except you didn’t because this never happened and your a lonely man making up stories for Twitter likes.

It’s amazing how he doesn’t see how insane he sounds seeing a license plate he likes and thinking to wait at the car or a stranger for him to come to his car isn’t crazy person behavior.

Think about it - some stranger is just waiting at your car grinning like a retard because they like your license plate makes zero sense. That’s a good way to get attacked by the guy thinking you’re trying to rob him / steal the car.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He's a studied poet? They are basically geniuses. How could he not know a fact about Danny DeVito? I guess Pat must be super smart, and not an uneducated fat faggot.
He's pretty much just saying "kids should listen to me because I'm older than they are"

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Death to Smoochy rules. DeVito is considered an A lister. I don’t know anyone who’s never heard of him. Rick is being a big fat liar.

Because of the dumb pig I’m actually finally going to watch Death To Smoochy. I’ve been aware of it for years so now seems like the right time. I also enjoy any dark comedy / cult film.

 

[RickReternal]

Exactly, and even with his short height it’s not like he was typecast where he played a midget / little person. He pretty much was always seen as an equal to all the other normal size actors in everything he’s been in. The only movie I can think of that made his unique appearance a major part of the story was “Twins” since he was the complete opposite physically of Schwarzenegger.

To your point, is DeVito officially a little person like the dwarf from Game of Thrones? No, right?

 

[Username]

Shakespeare is a studied poet because people study his poetry.

Pats make believe zoomer friend studied poetry. He’s a poetry student

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Hey, stupid: how about instead of waiting for the veteran to “come out and talk” you paid attention in English class and learned how to write properly?

Also, what the fuck is his point here in this god-awful thread?
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The only thing he’s got right here is his depiction of himself as a weirdo. The rest? Babbling nonsense.

Eat shit, you fat pig. Danny Devito is not some obscure mythical figure that you have to school me on, he's an instantly recognizable figure from film and TV, and has been for decades. I may be Gen Z, and we do deserve a lot of the flack we get, but I'll be motherfucked if I let you talk down to me.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

To your point, is DeVito officially a little person like the dwarf from Game of Thrones? No, right?

No, he’s not a little person but obviously a smaller man but wasn’t really treated in his work as someone “different” which is impressive.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Fake and gay.

 

[Phish]

We had a fat friend in our neighborhood friend group that we used to pick on when growing up whose moms license plate was 8282BJ. We picked on him about it so much that his mom gave 8,282 blowjobs that he cried and explained it to her and asked if she would please change her license plate so we would stop. She did not. Thats all i got out of Pigs ramblings.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[medium wyzzz]

Hey, stupid: how about instead of waiting for the veteran to “come out and talk” you paid attention in English class and learned how to write properly?

Also, what the fuck is his point here in this god-awful thread?
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The only thing he’s got right here is his depiction of himself as a weirdo. The rest? Babbling nonsense.

Wtf is fat even talking about?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

StealthySalmon

Heh, yeah! Triple-chinook or sumthin.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

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Trying to sell scam insurance to senior citizens isn't "interviewing veterans from both sides" you fat disingenuous cocksmoker

 

[EraGodless]

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"Expertise."