Pat bragging about a ww2 vet again

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hey, stupid: how about instead of waiting for the veteran to “come out and talk” you paid attention in English class and learned how to write properly?

Also, what the fuck is his point here in this god-awful thread?

The only thing he’s got right here is his depiction of himself as a weirdo. The rest? Babbling nonsense.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Wait, Gen Z kids don't know about Danny DeVito's 1980s acting credits? I'm literally shaking rn.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

“He’s a studied poet” aka he has no job, either.

 

[sinbad]

Also, what the fuck is his point here in this god-awful thread?

Thats the best part of his ramblings they have no point or meaning

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Did they embrace each other in tears in this new version military story? I hope the crowd around them clapped and cheered in the right places and thanked Pat for being profound.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Why doesn't he add "Military Expert" and "Professional Historian" to his bio so people can discuss his credentials? Larping, bloviating faggot.

 

[Cuphead]

Who gives a fuck fatass

 

[Will Tate]

Guess Teen Vogue never called back so piggy-boy is gonna lean into the wise old sage of the younger generation. Too bad he's got a 1.7 GPA and the life experience of a salmon.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat showing everyone he’s a gen X going on boomer age again. Also, Always Sunny has been on for 16 seasons while taxi was only on for 5. I think most people in their 30s aren’t aware of Taxi and know DeVito from his movie work (he did a good amount of kids movies in the 90s)

 

[Stealthygeekfan]

Wouldn't a poetry fag probably know a bit about theatre? And know that Devito started in off Broadway plays? Mainly one somewhat known one called "One flew over the cuckoos nest" which was turned into an little hit of a successful movie. A movie which starred certain actors from the play including Devito?

I'm not saying there's no way there's people stupid enough to think that Danny Devito got his start in always sunny. There's a lot of dipshits. But it seems like pat just picked a know name and continued the lie with saying his friend is an educated poet to try and continue making whatever point he thought he was making.

But it's two odd lies that really don't work together. Which really is no surprise because pat is too stupid to look into shit before he starts making shit up. Because he genuinely thinks he's smart. The most dangerous type of retard.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat cant even be a father to his own daughter and teach her. Why is he acting like he needs to be the one to anyone anything? These type of posts are why I like watching him get trolled. He acts high and mighty when he is a failure as a father and an actual idiot in general education.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Literally nothing in those tweets ever happened. And how come in all of Patrick's made up for clout stories, he's never once the one in need of correction? The fact that he's always positioned as the hero / dispenser of wisdom is a tell tale sign of bullshit.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Apart from the random people he eat frozen lasagna with in Mexico, when is the last time he posted a picture with a friend?

 

[Josef Kuminski]

How does Pat know who Danny Devito is? Pat doesn’t watch comedies or dramas. Devito doesn’t do Capeshit or Pew Pew films either.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He really thinks that is some kind of credential.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

How does Pat know who Danny Devito is? Pat doesn’t watch comedies or dramas. Devito doesn’t do Capeshit or Pew Pew films either.

He was the penguin in the first round of Batman. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[stealthygeek]

How does Pat know who Danny Devito is? Pat doesn’t watch comedies or dramas. Devito doesn’t do Capeshit or Pew Pew films either.

Wrong in every detail as always, stlaker. Enjoy Tim Burton.

EDIT: Great minds think a lot.

 

[RobertMewler]

He really thinks that is some kind of credential.

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"I'm a PaTriOt!"

Notice he didn't mention what he learned from his conversation with the vet. The old coot probably pushed him backwards into a snowbank and peeled away once he knew Pat was there to waste his time.

I've seen middle aged people walk up to veterans to thank them for their service and chat for a minute so I kinda believe Pat here. He just didn't get the outcome he imagined.

 

[EraGodless]

He really thinks that is some kind of credential.

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I think he was just waiting for a BJ.

 

[EraGodless]

Patrick engages with more young guys than that Delaney character.