Pat admits to having Herpes

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I wish Pat had HIV simplex 1

 

[Guyincognito]

I have spilt seed all over the world, i fucked everything from 10/10 Czech girls, to fat council estate pigs and £50 hookers. I managed to get through it all relatively unscathed, only getting clap twice which was easy to get rid of. ANYONE CAN DO IT!

Be careful brotherman. Antibiotic resistant clap is becoming a serious issue. Wrap it up! Or do like i do and say a quick our father before sliding the teenis in

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Strange. I don't have herpes, HPV, or anything of the sort. Nor does my wife.

Amazing when you take care of your self and have morals.

As a younger man I had no morals and still never caught anything.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

You guys really don't have "cold sore" herpes? Shoulda gotten drunker and carelessly made out with more random sluts in college you nerds.

Can't even remember the last time I got a cold sore, someone on the internet said to rub it in toothpaste and that dries it out or something.

I get pimples around my nose where my sunglasses rest and I do that for time to time for them.

 

[guest]

I once waited in line for 3 hours to have a book signed so I could give a refrigerator herpes.