Opie sayings that make you fawwwwkin howl

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Wha Happen? The $799 Blackbree Fuchitive snapped a Pitchurr of slobbo2 on the Turrlet in the Ba'troom.

"Buttery beats" to describe video game BGM.

Buttery beats is legit hilarious and I got my civilian friends all saying it

 

[TomFromNawlins]

The “Hi! Who’s this?!” that preceded Lady Di’s “How are ya?” made me smile a bit.

Also
GIVEYOURSELFABELL!!!

 

[FamilyDollar]

Opie saying "I could've been a fawkin model, asshole" to one of Ian Halperin's British goddesses gets my ribs for some reason. It was delivered in such a dismissive way compared to the old show's intro.

 

[KenFresno07]

“Bring the people up to speed” especially when it was just to reiterate a trashing.

“Do it up nice”

 

[ISO__JOE]

Him just completely ignoring Jims hacky character bits.

 

[HH Brother]

The time he cried that he wasn't friends with a pedophile no mo, funster.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

“Catch ‘em on the way up and way down”

Because it was true.

 

[Meownaw]

I laugh every time I listen to a show and he talks about being 35 when he’s clearly 50.

I have a feeling you are saying this with Opie Hate on your heart and I unironically enjoy when he does that. The child of the 80's one is gold.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I have a feeling you are saying this with Opie Hate on your heart and I unironically enjoy when he does that. The child of the 80's one is gold.

No hate at all. It always makes me laugh. Kinda wish he would randomly show in a new video shaved and with soy sauce talking about listening to Nirvana in high school.

 

[CruisinColin]

It was funny when he called that dominatrix "Joey Ramone" and she cried.

And the all-time classic:
Diiip!

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

LEAVE

IT

ALONE

just leave it alone

 

[Mr Ass]

That's loud laugh he did.

 

[bumbum8]

I've said it before, but him calling Sam's head "bone structures" was fucking rib shattering.

 

[Andre The Giant]

WE HEARD YOU !!!!!

Also he Dogggeee shit.
It's dumb but catchy.

 

[DMAN]

I laugh every time I listen to a show and he talks about being 35 when he’s clearly 50.

Anthony never did that though, right? Flurty Flurff.

Kinda wish he would randomly show in a new video shaved and with soy sauce talking about listening to Nirvana in high school.

You mean... You want Opie to act like Anthony?

 

[Meownaw]

Putting up the numbahs.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

NICE

 

[Princess Alena 2]

Fudgie Wudgie bars!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fudgie Wudgie bars!

Hot chocolate on a stick!

 

[guest]

I know it's considered one of his worst but "droppin' hammers" still cracks me up. it's just so weird as a euphemism.

I got one of those. When he'd refer to lesbian sex as "bumpin donuts," that got me. It's so ridiculous that it works.