Official OnAForum User Suicide Death Pool (OOnAFUSDP)

[Nice_shirt_Bert]

The funniest proposed suicide method I've ever seen was on the cumtown forum. Someone said they were going to rig up a sharp wire noose and superglue their hands to their head so when he jumps and gets decapitated by the wire it'll look like he pulled his own head off.

Fucking has been around for 20 years, like something awful shit. Love your old movies but please kill your self again.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Suicide is for faggots who should kill themselves.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

All the neighbors will hear this shit getting louder and louder over the course of a couple days:







After the fuzz eventually break the doors down they will begin to study what they will figure out is a whole house Rube Goldberg suicide machine. Lionel trains, elaborate dominos setups, marbles going down funnels and through tubes that land in a bowl on a scale that when it eventually fills up snaps a string that shoots an arrow across the room to pop the balloon full of water that falls down on top of the electrical shit that starts cooking opium that fills the entire house...there's pictures of Lucy Lawless everywhere, as well as of everyone on the police force, as well as actual dead pigs everywhere. Giant rubber fist up my ass that I shoved up there as soon as the opium started kicking in. You get the idea.

 

[johnnynoname]

Rube Goldberg

nerd

 

[Carl Winslow]

I got a hundo on @Nigger Jim

Hilarious how my success scares so many people.

 

[guest]

All the neighbors will hear this shit getting louder and louder over the course of a couple days:


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After the fuzz eventually break the doors down they will begin to study what they will figure out is a whole house Rube Goldberg suicide machine. Lionel trains, elaborate dominos setups, marbles going down funnels and through tubes that land in a bowl on a scale that when it eventually fills up snaps a string that shoots an arrow across the room to pop the balloon full of water that falls down on top of the electrical shit that starts cooking opium that fills the entire house...there's pictures of Lucy Lawless everywhere, as well as of everyone on the police force, as well as actual dead pigs everywhere. Giant rubber fist up my ass that I shoved up there as soon as the opium started kicking in. You get the idea.

Can i have some of that shit you’re smoking, brotherman?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I can't imagine why someone considering suicide "for real" (not for attention) wouldn't exhaust every option first. Take out a big loan and go to vegas. Fuck a high-end prostitute. Cash everything and put it all on red. Rent a sports car and just never return it. Do a bunch of drugs and be rude to black people. Instead they just seem to sit in the dark on pills and cry. Boo.

 

[Harry Powell]

I can't imagine why someone considering suicide "for real" (not for attention) wouldn't exhaust every option first. Take out a big loan and go to vegas. Fuck a high-end prostitute. Cash everything and put it all on red. Rent a sports car and just never return it. Do a bunch of drugs and be rude to black people. Instead they just seem to sit in the dark on pills and cry. Boo.

Because someone who is suicidal is almost always going through a major depressive episode or crisis of some kind. When you’re in that state doing all of those things don’t sound fun at all. They sound like more of the same shit.

 

[guest]

Because someone who is suicidal is almost always going through a major depressive episode or crisis of some kind. When you’re in that state doing all of those things don’t sound fun at all. They sound like more of the same shit.

Who cares about fun? You could strap a vest on and do some good on the way out

 

[Stent]

Speaking of suicide, James Cromwell is officially seeking his own death at the hands of @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda after releasing a rip-off Prancer movie for Christmas.

Prancer: A Christmas Tale​

Prancer: A Christmas Tale (2022) - IMDb

Prancer: A Christmas Tale: Directed by Phil Hawkins. With James Cromwell, Darcey Ewart, Sarah-Jane Potts, Aaron McCusker. Ten-year-old Gloria and her recently widowed grandfather Bud befriend a mysterious reindeer when the family gather for Christmas. Bud comes to believe that Prancer may...

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Patreeky still in number one spot locally.

 

[guest]

Patreeky still in number one spot locally.

Sniff, at least i’m number one in something…

 

[Andre The Giant]

Whoever's Erock's alt is the first to go. Sucide by golden corral Thanksgiving all you can eat buffet.

 

[Udders]

He likely changed his name again but where's StarshipHomo/Paul Fucks Kids? He actually go through with it this time?

 

[guest]

Dan Mullen

 

[Stent]

Long lonely weekend ahead for Patreeky. Keep him in your thoughts, guys.

 

[guest]

The Dutch, unlike the Irish, arent known for 'suicidal thoughts'...btw it used to be a thing where brooooooding Irishmen would just walk into the sea till they drowned: [URL]https://www.ilsf.org/library/suicide-by-drowning-in-ireland/[/URL]

Fawkin melancholic ppl, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

 

[guest]

I don’t know where this notion is coming from but i want to clarify, i may be sad but i’m not suicidal.

 

[Stent]

I don’t know where this notion is coming from but i want to clarify, i may be sad but i’m not suicidal.

That's the spirit.

But seek help where necessary.

 

[guest]

That's the spirit.

But seek help where necessary.

 

[Stent]

Leaving this here for later.

Having a missing person declared dead

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