Official OnAForum User Suicide Death Pool (OOnAFUSDP)

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I'd bet the farm on myself if I wasn't such a coward. #weimering #justbrood

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That nigga is still here and posting all the time. He just cleaned up.

@NoBaconEggCheese

Nice not playing along and ruining da bit, stupid. We were gonna drive torquie crazy.

 

[guest]

Cut my life into pieces

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I feel like those who've made it this far are gonna be ok, even if it doesn't feel like it.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Cut my life into pieces

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm waiting on suicide until I can create a method that is A) painless or enjoyable, B) quick, and C) inarguably hilarious. Plenty of options for the first two, but tying it all together with the right punchline is what keeps me going. Once I figure it out, you'll hear about it.

 

[Harry Powell]

I'm waiting on suicide until I can create a method that is A) painless or enjoyable, B) quick, and C) inarguably hilarious. Plenty of options for the first two, but tying it all together with the right punchline is what keeps me going. Once I figure it out, you'll hear about it.

Just make part C be taking out Patrick as you go, done! Legendary

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I enjoyed @Volkov ’s

We also had one dude say he was gonna kill himself, make a goodbye post, and then never log in again. So I think at least one of us has gone through with it.

Was that the guy who's last post in that thread said he was gonna take his dog for one last walk? Pretty sure people were checking on that dude for like a week before deciding he probably did cash in his chips.

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm waiting on suicide until I can create a method that is A) painless or enjoyable, B) quick, and C) inarguably hilarious. Plenty of options for the first two, but tying it all together with the right punchline is what keeps me going. Once I figure it out, you'll hear about it.

I'm with you

two things are keeping me alive:
1) i'm too gutless to hang myself
2) next elder scrolls game release

 

[Harry Powell]

I'm with you

two things are keeping me alive:
1) i'm too gutless to hang myself
2) next elder scrolls game release

In 2015 when my drug addiction almost completely destroyed my life, I was always thinking about ending it. I thought everyone would be better off without me around fucking shit up.

However, I wanted to see if The Force Awakens was gonna be any good and I wanted to read the next GoT book which I thought would be released soon. Joke was on me!

 

[johnnynoname]

However, I wanted to see if The Force Awakens was gonna be any good and I wanted to read the next GoT book which I thought would be released soon. Joke was on me!

it's like Georg R. Martin, and Todd Howard are keeping us both alive

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm waiting on suicide until I can create a method that is A) painless or enjoyable, B) quick, and C) inarguably hilarious. Plenty of options for the first two, but tying it all together with the right punchline is what keeps me going. Once I figure it out, you'll hear about it.

The funniest proposed suicide method I've ever seen was on the cumtown forum. Someone said they were going to rig up a sharp wire noose and superglue their hands to their head so when he jumps and gets decapitated by the wire it'll look like he pulled his own head off.

 

[guest]

it's like Georg R. Martin, and Todd Howard are keeping us both alive

Jesus, Lord have mercy on you both in that case.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

The funniest proposed suicide method I've ever seen was on the cumtown forum. Someone said they were going to rig up a sharp wire noose and superglue their hands to their head so when he jumps and gets decapitated by the wire it'll look like he pulled his own head off.

another good one is tying your neck to 100ft pole-attached rope, getting in ur car & hitting the gas... it stops ur wife from enjoying ur expensive car when you gone

 

[fenrir]

two things are keeping me alive:
1) i'm too gutless to hang myself
2) next elder scrolls game release

I got a C note that says you won't make it:

Elder Scrolls VI Release Date

(By the way, if you try to collect, I'll kill myself.)

 

[johnnynoname]

I got a C note that says you won't make it:

Elder Scrolls VI Release Date

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(By the way, if you try to collect, I'll kill myself.)

I'm aware of this, and I'm pretty sure I can wait.....I know this is a normie take but God damn did I love Skyrim

EDIT: my Venmo will be in your DM's

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I'm waiting on suicide until I can create a method that is A) painless or enjoyable, B) quick, and C) inarguably hilarious. Plenty of options for the first two, but tying it all together with the right punchline is what keeps me going. Once I figure it out, you'll hear about it.

During a 2U concert, charge Joe Cumia on stage and knock him over, grab the microphone and yell “And then I immediately went into Layla”
then immediately pull out a gun and Dwyer yourself in front of the entire crowd

 

[Opesterino]

if I am not apart of this I riot !

 

[Stent]

The funniest proposed suicide method I've ever seen was on the cumtown forum. Someone said they were going to rig up a sharp wire noose and superglue their hands to their head so when he jumps and gets decapitated by the wire it'll look like he pulled his own head off.

That's part of a Doug Stanhope joke. That caused me to think of my own elaborate method. It involves a guillotine and pretending to be a magician for a crowd in public.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The funniest proposed suicide method I've ever seen was on the cumtown forum. Someone said they were going to rig up a sharp wire noose and superglue their hands to their head so when he jumps and gets decapitated by the wire it'll look like he pulled his own head off.

This is a good one, been around for a while. I first read it on Maddox's site a long time ago.

During a 2U concert, charge Joe Cumia on stage and knock him over, grab the microphone and yell “And then I immediately went into Layla”
then immediately pull out a gun and Dwyer yourself in front of the entire crowd

This is the best suggestion I've heard yet. Going to write that one down...