Official OnAForum User Suicide Death Pool (OOnAFUSDP)

[Stent]

AKA a "dead pool" if you want to be a fag about it and I know you do.

Wasn't long ago the odds were excellent on NEP cleaning his skull from the inside out with a service revolver or whatever they issue to sailors guarding shacks filled with their own jizz.

"I have to get up early?! In the armed forces?!" BLAM!!!

Now our lad is on his way to dying on the job installing roofs with drunk Mexicans. I would ironically use the navy motto here but those faggots don't even have one.

So, given the change in the winds, who is going to kill themselves ("theyselves" or whatever the KF crossover users like to use) in the near future? Multiple users obviously. Just say the first one you believe will ascend to the mothership.

I'm putting in my vote for Patreeky. I don't think he's going to see another Christmas. A gentle spirit lost in a harsh world. Half the users here have also talked about raping him.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm putting in my vote for Patreeky. I don't think he's going to see another Christmas. A gentle spirit lost in a harsh world. Half the users here have also talked about raping him.

Dutch people don't kill themselves. They've got too much to live for: clogs, cheese, marijuana etc.

 

[Stent]

Dutch people don't kill themselves. They've got too much to live for: clogs, cheese, marijuana etc.

A dutch suicide sounds like an ethnic joke.

 

[quark]

There was a solid couple of weeks where multiple users made attention seeking posts about being suicidal. Anybody remember any names? For future mocking purposes

 

[Stent]

There was a solid couple of weeks where multiple users made attention seeking posts about being suicidal. Anybody remember any names? For future mocking purposes

Hilarious to think someone might've killed themselves and nobody even noticed.

Dan, this is a reference that will potentially ruin Torquie's day.

 

[guest]

That user with the Anthony dinosaur with Sue Lightning riding on has to be dead from a drug overdose.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That user with the Anthony dinosaur with Sue Lightning riding on has to be dead from a drug overdose.

He’s alive and well. Posting among us.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

He’s alive and well. Posting among us.

Well, alive at least.

 

[guest]

Didnt that volkov guy already try once. Now i am realizing i havent seen his name for a while. Also doesnt technically count but the getoffmylawn guy who kept forgetting his password was actively dying if illness and havent seen him

 

[guest]

Bloody hewwl!! I'ma kiwwww me-seewwwfff

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Torquie Morgan is committing racial suicide

He’s got yellow fever

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Torquie Morgan is committing racial suicide

He’s got yellow fever

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Deadpool? That's Cape shit

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Nah check it out, that wife of his comes home early from work and catches him so he tries to play it off like nothing happened

Then as he’s lookin at her...he decides he wants to live

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

A dutch suicide sounds like an ethnic joke.

It involves having a heart attack while drunk, high and balling a prostitute

 

[SensibleKeks]

Owen A Forums! Look at me! It's all for you!

 

[Harry Powell]

That user with the Anthony dinosaur with Sue Lightning riding on has to be dead from a drug overdose.

That nigga is still here and posting all the time. He just cleaned up.

@NoBaconEggCheese

 

[Harry Powell]

Didnt that volkov guy already try once. Now i am realizing i havent seen his name for a while. Also doesnt technically count but the getoffmylawn guy who kept forgetting his password was actively dying if illness and havent seen him

I enjoyed @Volkov ’s severe mental illness. Hope he’s out there somewhere, but not too positive about that… he had a story about attempting suicide with pills and then crawling onto the sidewalk for help when he immediately regretted it and being rescued.


We also had one dude say he was gonna kill himself, make a goodbye post, and then never log in again. So I think at least one of us has gone through with it.

We also had another fsggot say he was gonna suicide-OD on gabapentin, which is pretty much impossible.

 

[guest]

I'm putting in my vote for Patreeky. I don't think he's going to see another Christmas. A gentle spirit lost in a harsh world. Half the users here have also talked about raping him.

This is the nicest thing someone has said about me in a long time.

But i won’t kill myself, it’s a miracle to be alive anyway it would be a sin to throw that away.

I may get depressed sometimes by the cruel nature of the world and the sub but there are enough beautiful things to live for.

(Nice speech, stupid)

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[guest]

I got a hundo on @Nigger Jim