Of course Pat got ripped off

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Well done, Pat. You wasted 300 dollars on a shitty watch while your daughters family is busy struggling to pay the bills without a father. He’s such a piece of human garbage (O&A reference, Opie called Ant human garbage on Twitter after the firing)

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Consoomer bragging about consooming product. Even before cell phones made watches obsolete, a digital Timex did the same thing as a Rolex, with almost no moving parts. And at a fraction of the cost.

or just get a 10$ casio the terrorist use for bombs if you really need to tell time, classic shit

 

[Jenna]

PCJ was an avid watch collector, so Patrick pettily decided he too would be a watch guy. Motorcycles, guns, baseball jerseys, and watches. All the consumer products we associate with masculinity, buy this to feel like a bigger man.

You know what I have? An extra $300, a cell phone that tells me the time, and two naked ass wrists.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is a guy who has nowhere to be. He never has to be on time for anything. Watches are for people who need to check the time frequently. I haven't worn a watch since I was a supervisor at a plant and I had to call breaks.

 

[warchief1978]

Who the fuck still wears a watch besides boomers? Maybe I can see if you have a nice one (which he doesn't) and wear it to a function or something, but every day?

Wear them on dates. Women like shinny objects.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

PCJ was an avid watch collector, so Patrick pettily decided he too would be a watch guy. Motorcycles, guns, baseball jerseys, and watches. All the consumer products we associate with masculinity, buy this to feel like a bigger man.

You know what I have? An extra $300, a cell phone that tells me the time, and two naked ass wrists.

he also got those larpping big ass survival combat knife in the unboxing videos

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I feel the opposite, but I'm also basically an honorary boomer and just kind of instinctively hate anything "smart". At the end of the day it's just a fashion accessory/status symbol unless you're a horology autist. I wonder if pat pretends to be knowledgeable about horology, wouldn't surprise me.

I'm pretty keen on Whorology

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Of course the other alternative is that the salesman told him that so he could get the fat American oik in a baseball cap out of the shop asap

It’s like when Oprah was told she can’t afford that in Switzerland or where ever the fuck. Tons of fat oafs come in and look at stuff, and are politely shooed away so the store doesn’t look trashy. 99% of the time they are right, like Rick. Oprah was the one time it didn’t work. Of course Rick doesn’t understand this because he’s a handsome and fit boy. Who wouldn’t want him in their stores?

 

[guest]

It’s like when Oprah was told she can’t afford that in Switzerland or where ever the fuck. Tons of fat oafs come in and look at stuff, and are politely shooed away so the store doesn’t look trashy. 99% of the time they are right, like Rick. Oprah was the one time it didn’t work. Of course Rick doesn’t understand this because he’s a handsome and fit boy. Who wouldn’t want him in their stores?

Exactly. The type of person who buys an expensive watch is exactly the same kind of person who would see a portly yobbo like Fat in a shop and immediately change their mind about the watch just on the off chance that someone like him would buy it too. I wasn't even joking. Alarm bells would go off in the salesperson's head as soon as he waddled in. "Get this poor fat piece of shit out of here right now" their inner voice would say, "his presence in here could cost me my next commission."

 

[guest]

What a faggot.

 

[guest]

Of course the other alternative is that the salesman told him that so he could get the fat American oik in a baseball cap out of the shop asap

I was going to say maybe the guy thought Rick was a mark. He is, but just looking at him you can tell he's not the kind of mark thats gonna drop 16k on a watch. He won't even drop 1600.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This was also when Pat was walking around with a captain america shirt and a Green Bay packers hat looking like typical stupid American in a foreign country. They wanted to get him out of the store ASAP

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He went into to buy a Tag Hauer but this was an acceptable replacement.

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Fag Heuer

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He won't even drop 1600.

Pounds.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I was going to say maybe the guy thought Rick was a mark. He is, but just looking at him you can tell he's not the kind of mark thats gonna drop 16k on a watch. He won't even drop 1600.

he took selfies with drool on his face and dirt in his wifes clothing. he probably had ketchup in his hair from downing pizza and spaghetti in italy

 

[Opesterino]

i never really got into watches . my father always talked about them and would buy/wear/sell different 1s throughout the years. I wouldn't mind a nice retro style pocketwatch but I dont like wearing shit on my wrists.


I hope pat brags a bit more on twitter and maybe those gentlemen who borrowed his phone can also borrow that watch.

 

[Petworth dude]

What kind of brand is that get a Seiko if you can't afford anything fancy

Same goes for Orient. And you can get a lot of lower-tier Swiss brands like Certina and Tissot on gray market websites like Jomashop.

 

[Petworth dude]

Cheap Chinese microbrand knock-off. Pat has the same taste in watches as Joe does in guitars.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

he took selfies with drool on his face and dirt in his wifes clothing. he probably had ketchup in his hair from downing pizza and spaghetti in italy

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Same goes for Orient. And you can get a lot of lower-tier Swiss brands like Certina and Tissot on gray market websites like Jomashop.

more like yomama shop

never heard of orient but they looks decent enough and cost like 100$, its way better than that Festina or whatever tacky shit pat brought