Of course Pat got ripped off

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I feel the opposite, but I'm also basically an honorary boomer and just kind of instinctively hate anything "smart". At the end of the day it's just a fashion accessory/status symbol unless you're a horology autist. I wonder if pat pretends to be knowledgeable about horology, wouldn't surprise me.

Archie Luxury looks like he’s broadcasting from a bathroom stall.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I feel the opposite, but I'm also basically an honorary boomer and just kind of instinctively hate anything "smart". At the end of the day it's just a fashion accessory/status symbol unless you're a horology autist. I wonder if pat pretends to be knowledgeable about horology, wouldn't surprise me.

Pat would 100% tell you why his watch is better than a Rolex. His insecurities are off the charts.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

The best they offer is 5 years & this watch is now 20. Pretty sure it's either dead for good or just needs a jeweler or whatever to pop the back off. I still have it, it's not a Rolex like some cunts in my family got, but it's nice enough that I'll leave it in a drawer for now.

20 years is a good run either way.

 

[Opie Army]

Pat would 100% tell you why his watch is better than a Rolex. His insecurities are off the charts.

My cousin got one from his mother in law who's some sort of ranking member of the ching chong chinese gvt, no idea what she does 'cause I don't speaky & neither does she...first thing my Dad does is go up to my other cousin & go "How about that Rolex?" what a prick haha

 

[wbgreen]

Pat is a certain type of rich, ha ha.

 

[The Arm]

Consoomer bragging about consooming product. Even before cell phones made watches obsolete, a digital Timex did the same thing as a Rolex, with almost no moving parts. And at a fraction of the cost.

 

[guest]

He went into to buy a Tag Hauer but this was an acceptable replacement.

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Melodramatic lying faggot as usual. I don't care if it's in Venice, Barcelona, Paris or Prague most commercially available mens' Tag Heuers (1.7 spelled it wrong) start at between 1 to 2 grand $.

 

[guest]

These things are probably like 10 bucks on alibaba

 

[Feltch My Ass]

That looks like something you buy at Walmart

It looks like something you get out of a vending machine at Walmart

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

So brag on Twitter about it, fool. Maybe the three actual people you know will be impressed. Maybe one of them will even respond, giving that sweet, sweet, dopamine hit. God, what an awful existence.

 

[guest]

Worth pointing out that picture doesn't do justice to how huge and gaudy that watch looks on his fat yet girly wrist, especially when coupled with a men's warehouse blazer and blue jeans. Don't ask how I know.

 

[CruisinColin]

Oh hey, the guy behind the desk is the lawyer that gets eaten off the turlet in Jurassic Park.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Consoomer bragging about consooming product. Even before cell phones made watches obsolete, a digital Timex did the same thing as a Rolex, with almost no moving parts. And at a fraction of the cost.

That fucking watch is probably the only thing on his body that actually moves

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Melodramatic lying faggot as usual. I don't care if it's in Venice, Barcelona, Paris or Prague most commercially available mens' Tag Heuers (1.7 spelled it wrong) start at between 1 to 2 grand $.

Yeah I glossed over that but it's just another lie from the guy who pretends to know everything. There are some Tag models that cost that and more but it's the higher end of their regular range and they certainly don't start at $16k.

 

[guest]

You don't think the fat rube from flyover country middle america understands the value of watches, jim?

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[NoBacon]

Having a nice watch is cool but it’s like having a nice tailored suit, there’s levels to it and even if you don’t care about that sort of thing, it’s hard not to feel shame when someone with a much nicer brand or fit turns up and looks down on yours.

It’s not even all about money, people can have super expensive suits but if they don’t button the top up because it’s not tailored properly, you look like a retard.

Nobody would care what watch you wear unless you bring it up and talk about it’s price tag like Pat. He clearly thinks a 300 dollar watch is a humble flex.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

No smart watch? I thought he was some kind of geek.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He went into to buy a Tag Hauer but this was an acceptable replacement.

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"old Fossil"

Fukken homerun, Tomlinson

 

[Chive Turkey]

That looks awful. The non-symmetrical design of the internals makes it look like it's trying to draw a dragon or something. The hands are absolutely autismal. A 13-year-old Monster Energy chugger's idea of a cool watch.

Who the fuck still wears a watch besides boomers? Maybe I can see if you have a nice one (which he doesn't) and wear it to a function or something, but every day?

My phone broke recently and I had to buy a watch to keep time. Just bought a $50 dollar one at my local jewellers' with a simple, sleek design. It is nice to wear once you got one.

 

[guest]

Yeah I glossed over that but it's just another lie from the guy who pretends to know everything. There are some Tag models that cost that and more but it's the higher end of their regular range and they certainly don't start at $16k.

Of course the other alternative is that the salesman told him that so he could get the fat American oik in a baseball cap out of the shop asap