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It really does. He probably thinks it looks much more expensive than it is, with that little cutout to show the watch mechanics and the fancy watch hands. His entire life is spent trying to impress others. Sad.Looks like shit
Probably to make sure he's on time for all his business meetings.why would a little piggy that can't even drop his phone on beach vacations need a watch?
I understand wearing a smart watch. Getting text messages on your wrist is nice, being able to ignore calls without pulling out your phone is nice, and so's being able to skip/repeat music tracks.Who the fuck still wears a watch besides boomers? Maybe I can see if you have a nice one (which he doesn't) and wear it to a function or something, but every day?
It looks like one of those watches they sell at highway rest stops.That looks like something you buy at Walmart
I have a nice analog watch I paid probably $250 for in 2002, solar powered with a "lifetime" lithium battery, but looks like a standard clock, every month I have to reset it to the correct date but it's a nice accessory for a gentleman. Fucking thing broke when I broke my wrist a few years ago & I haven't taken it in to see if it can be fixed. After wearing that watch for over a decade, it felt weird not to have it when my cast came off. Come to think of it I got ripped off with that watch too, but only because I couldn't have forseen Stawbridges in Philly going out of business, the watch had a lifetime warranty where they'd give me a brand new watch if mine broke, oops.Who the fuck still wears a watch besides boomers? Maybe I can see if you have a nice one (which he doesn't) and wear it to a function or something, but every day?
Check with the manufacturer; I've had a Zippo lighter repaired despite the shop that sold it to me going under ten years before.Come to think of it I got ripped off with that watch too, but only because I couldn't have forseen Stawbridges in Philly going out of business, the watch had a lifetime warranty where they'd give me a brand new watch if mine broke, oops.
I feel the opposite, but I'm also basically an honorary boomer and just kind of instinctively hate anything "smart". At the end of the day it's just a fashion accessory/status symbol unless you're a horology autist. I wonder if pat pretends to be knowledgeable about horology, wouldn't surprise me.I understand wearing a smart watch. Getting text messages on your wrist is nice, being able to ignore calls without pulling out your phone is nice, and so's being able to skip/repeat music tracks.
Pat's watch can't do any of that.
The best they offer is 5 years & this watch is now 20. Pretty sure it's either dead for good or just needs a jeweler or whatever to pop the back off. I still have it, it's not a Rolex like some cunts in my family got, but it's nice enough that I'll leave it in a drawer for now.Check with the manufacturer; I've had a Zippo lighter repaired despite the shop that sold it to me going under ten years before.
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