Nothing in these photos are from last summer

[Libby Son Of Loin]

How will the rascals figure out the bricks aren't up to code?

 

[guest]

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what the fuck is wrong with his hand

 

[Brooke Shields]

Every time Pat does something

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He just walked around all this crap for years. Who leaves rusty screws and nails where they park for years?

 

[Harry Powell]

He used a pressure washer and it still looks like total shit. No way did he spend 3 hours on that either.

Is there anything this fucker can actually do well?

Eat.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Is there anything this fucker can actually do well?

Gain weight. Keep the attention of trolls. Avoid fatherhood.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Who leaves rusty screws and nails where they park for years?

People with nowhere to go

 

[Clint Ruin]

what the fuck is wrong with his hand

Looks overhydrated. My guess is, he snapped this pic shortly after jacking with way too much lube.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I wonder if Pat got a permit for that row of bricks he's calling a retaining wall? I don't see any jointing, either, and the material (brick) does not appear to match the concrete of his "carport". Let's see what the Milwaukee Building Codes are. To Subchapter 4!!

https://city.milwaukee.gov/ImageLibrary/Groups/ccClerk/Ordinances/Volume-2/CH200-sub4.pdf

200-24. Permits Required. 1. REQUIRED. No person may erect, construct, enlarge, alter, repair, move, improve, convert to new uses, raze or demolish any building or structure, nor install therein any equipment, occupy and use any building, structure, equipment or premises or cause the same to be done or commence any excavation on any premises without first obtaining a permit from the commissioner and paying the fee as prescribed by this code.

Seems like the "retaining wall" required a permit! But wait, they carved out an exception in 200-24, 1.5, e.:

e. Retaining walls supporting less than 32 inches of unbalanced fill.

Less than 32 inches?!? But I don't have a ruler handy! Better let the Department of Neighborhood Services, Building Code Enforcement Division figure it out!

Residential Code Enforcement

city.milwaukee.gov

While they're at it, maybe they can check out his still-existing fire pit (unfocused in the background here), which is still not screened or covered, which is definitely a violation:

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder if Pat got a permit for that row of bricks he's calling a retaining wall? I don't see any jointing, either, and the material (brick) does not appear to match the concrete of his "carport". Let's see what the Milwaukee Building Codes are. To Subchapter 4!!

https://city.milwaukee.gov/ImageLibrary/Groups/ccClerk/Ordinances/Volume-2/CH200-sub4.pdf

Seems like the "retaining wall" required a permit! But wait, they carved out an exception in 200-24, 1.5, e.:



Less than 32 inches?!? But I don't have a ruler handy! Better let the Department of Neighborhood Services, Building Code Enforcement Division figure it out!

Residential Code Enforcement

city.milwaukee.gov

While they're at it, maybe they can check out his still-existing fire pit (unfocused in the background here), which is still not screened or covered, which is definitely a violation:

Good eye concerned citizen.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Patrick, you indigent lazy obese nigger faggot, a carport has a top. This is a failport.

And, Patrick, you are as useless as Patrick S Tomlinson in a GPA contest. A real man with a flat-nose shovel, rake, and 5gal bucket would clean up your niggerish in 20 mins.

And you've been really quiet about a $30,000 offer to best a nazi troll IRL, you nigger dick sucking coward.

 

[guest]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

First things first....gotta pay quasi

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Good eye concerned citizen.

Just doing my civic duty! Our neighborhoods deserve the safety and piece of mind that comes with proper permitting and screened fire pits!

 

[guest]

First things first....gotta pay quasi

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There's not enough room there for a garage, how delusion can you be fatty patty

 

[guest]

Does this fat cunt ever do something uninteresting and not tweet about it?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just doing my civic duty! Our neighborhoods deserve the safety and piece of mind that comes with proper permitting and screened fire pits!

Only you can prevent idiots from doing shoddy home repairs.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know he didnt shovel up the dirt, he just kept spraying it all toward the alleyway to make it everyone elses problem.

 

[Kurt_Love]

I wonder if his bikes flood in that pit if it rains

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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Within minutes of him posting a picture of the screws and nails he finally removed from his "carport", there's a Twitter account named "Pat's Dirty Carport" cracking puns and he's arguing with it. How does he not find any of this funny?