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Nortons "wife" has been institutionalised

Greygooser

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They’re “comedians”. They already have no values or morals. He is also disgusting on his own. Why not lie about being gay?
Is part of the bit being on Grindr?
 

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Any updates on the missing Viking?
I watched a couple minutes of Norton's stupid advice show before it got painfully fucking boring and when a chick called he was hitting on her and when the guest said something about his "wife" he basically said something to the effect of "fuck her, she's in LA." So yeah, I'm thinking the tranny left him.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I watched a couple minutes of Norton's stupid advice show before it got painfully fucking boring and when a chick called he was hitting on her and when the guest said something about his "wife" he basically said something to the effect of "fuck her, she's in LA." So yeah, I'm thinking the tranny left him.
Wow that was quick
 

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6:30

"Somebody's wife isn't here..."

"She's in LA. Good. Stay there, bitch. Daddy's flirting with Maggie"


I still see the dog crate and a bunch of pink shit in the background though, so I probably just took a joke seriously like an autistic.


This girl’s got the same face as Jim. If I had no context I’d have assumed she was his sister or cousin.
 

Harry Tasker

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If his enormous-penised he-bride was a real girl, you'd probably see at least some folks look askance at Jimmy supplying his way younger, sex-worker wife with booze and drugs. But, she has a huge cock, so it's just another hilarious Norton quirk, like cruising around the tranny district, or paying some damaged whore to piss on him.

I think there’s also the fact that Thor is capable of physically destroying Jimmy with zero effort. It makes it seem mutually predatory. There is absolutely no chance Jimmy can physically abuse or intimidate Thor. One has money, one has a giant cock and the physique of an NCAA basketball player.
 

LingerLonger

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so what exactly did he leave SXM for? hes not selling tickets without OnA, if the plan was a reality show with the viking, the viking put even less effort into this "marriage" than jim for OnA
Norton is an idiot and pervert who is in a relationship with a giant viking who bosses him around.
How can Jim afford this shit?
He's going to be like Anthony. Who could afford to make Compound Media last for a while bleeding a little bit of money until it started hemorrhaging enough that he had to move out of NY State. How long until Norton is living, alone, in South Carolina?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Norton is an idiot and pervert who is in a relationship with a giant viking who bosses him around.

He's going to be like Anthony. Who could afford to make Compound Media last for a while bleeding a little bit of money until it started hemorrhaging enough that he had to move out of NY State. How long until Norton is living, alone, in South Carolina?
Jim living in a studio apartment in Camden would be hilarious. Kiss memorabilia locked in a storage place because he’s behind on the rent.
 

nasty twp

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Norton is an idiot and pervert who is in a relationship with a giant viking who bosses him around.

He's going to be like Anthony. Who could afford to make Compound Media last for a while bleeding a little bit of money until it started hemorrhaging enough that he had to move out of NY State. How long until Norton is living, alone, in South Carolina?

They'll have to live together, like some sort of aberrant, Gorkyesque, humour-free Odd Couple.
 
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