Nortons "wife" has been institutionalised

[Suetonius]

It's also interesting how, based on everything Nikki's said about it, Jimmy is apparently paying for her drugs, which she presumably needs to fuel "her" perverse fetish lifestyle. He'll do anything to keep that cock coming, literally and figuratively. The hypocrisy and total depravity of his perverse lifestyle is stomach-turning. He wants the world to believe he's found true love and happiness, but he's just a whore-mongering slug.

Beyond being gay, it’s the most interesting aspect of their relationship. Norton physically recoils upon even seeing a glass of booze and LARPs as this straight edge guy who could relapse at any moment. Yet his live in hooker is doing lines of blow off his Kiss posters and leaving empty handles of Jack around no doubt for Norton to clean up. How does Norton kiss an intoxicated Nikki? This is a guy who can’t even eat rum cake or steak cooked with wine.

A 20 year old just living in America who wants to club and get fucked up with some 60 year old straight edge shellfish of a man who does nothing, understands nothing, isn’t intellectually curious and just wants to curl up in a closet and die alone like an elderly feline…Match made in heaven.

 

[SB1's Awful Bloody Toes]

Beyond being gay, it’s the most interesting aspect of their relationship. Norton physically recoils upon even seeing a glass of booze and LARPs as this straight edge guy who could relapse at any moment. Yet his live in hooker is doing lines of blow off his Kiss posters and leaving empty handles of Jack around no doubt for Norton to clean up. How does Norton kiss an intoxicated Nikki? This is a guy who can’t even eat rum cake or steak cooked with wine.

A 20 year old just living in America who wants to club and get fucked up with some 60 year old straight edge shellfish of a man who does nothing, understands nothing, isn’t intellectually curious and just wants to curl up in a closet and die alone like an elderly feline…Match made in heaven.

He kisses Nikki . . . On the dick!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Beyond being gay, it’s the most interesting aspect of their relationship. Norton physically recoils upon even seeing a glass of booze and LARPs as this straight edge guy who could relapse at any moment. Yet his live in hooker is doing lines of blow off his Kiss posters and leaving empty handles of Jack around no doubt for Norton to clean up. How does Norton kiss an intoxicated Nikki? This is a guy who can’t even eat rum cake or steak cooked with wine.

A 20 year old just living in America who wants to club and get fucked up with some 60 year old straight edge shellfish of a man who does nothing, understands nothing, isn’t intellectually curious and just wants to curl up in a closet and die alone like an elderly feline…Match made in heaven.

If his enormous-penised he-bride was a real girl, you'd probably see at least some folks look askance at Jimmy supplying his way younger, sex-worker wife with booze and drugs. But, she has a huge cock, so it's just another hilarious Norton quirk, like cruising around the tranny district, or paying some damaged whore to piss on him.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I wanna fuck the ever loving dog shit out of Maddie Weiner if you catch my drift.

 

[Long Island Clan]

And Jimmy spent decades frequenting bottom-of-the-barrel sex workers, street whores who were all drug addicts or coerced sex trafficking victims. He always shrugged it away, like he was merely a consenting adult and etc., but he wasn't paying for classy independent escorts with hearts of gold, he was into Craigslist whores, and low-rent Asian massage joints. None of his retarded comedian pals ever seemed to have an issue with it, and they all laughed at his zany hooker stories, like it was Jimmy's nutty hobby or something. Meanwhile, he was whining because some pitiful whore from Taiwan who was smuggled to NYC in a container ship wasn't expressive enough while she jerked him off for $50.

It's also interesting how, based on everything Nikki's said about it, Jimmy is apparently paying for her drugs, which she presumably needs to fuel "her" perverse fetish lifestyle. He'll do anything to keep that cock coming, literally and figuratively. The hypocrisy and total depravity of his perverse lifestyle is stomach-turning. He wants the world to believe he's found true love and happiness, but he's just a whore-mongering slug.

Doesn't Jim keep his laptop in some type of secret underground vault?

 

[cliveowen]

All comedians are fucking creeps. Redbar supposedly just exposed Tim Dillon for pulling a Joey Diaz and having women give him head for opening spots. I know 0 info about it but I just instinctually believe it because they’re all sexual deviants. It’s Hollywood but a smaller clique and more loserdom - No crazy drug fueled orgies here, just some B list comedian teaching a F list comedian “the rules of the game”. No one is going to call out the other because theyre all doing it.

Something tells me Tim Dillon is not having women blow him for mic time

 

[Long Island Clan]

Something tells me Tim Dillon is not having women blow him for mic time

You think it's a hit piece? He does seem like a clean type of dude. What is RedBars gimmick? I never really paid much attention but i thought he was some type of guy that jocktobers hacky comedians with political angles.

 

[SB1's Awful Bloody Toes]

You think it's a hit piece? He does seem like a clean type of dude. What is RedBars gimmick? I never really paid much attention but i thought he was some type of guy that jocktobers hacky comedians with political angles.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I am Woman, hear me roar, my wormish husband is a bore. Now his assholes feeling sore, cause my cawks to fawkin big to ignore. Now im in the looney bin, i hope the worm puts a shotgun under his chin, yadayada, I am Woman.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

You think it's a hit piece? He does seem like a clean type of dude. What is RedBars gimmick? I never really paid much attention but i thought he was some type of guy that jocktobers hacky comedians with political angles.

Redbar's gimmick is that he can take a 30 second clip of some hack comedian mentioning his name and turn it into an episode that is longer than the extended directors cut of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, including the DVD bonus material.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

I remember Stern got an “exclusive” interview with Mel’s gold digger wife from the famous tape but he wasnt allowed to ask her anything about Mel and had to talk to her about her “music”

I think it’s one of the few interviews Stern has done in the last 15 years that was never replayed or put on “best of”

It’s even better. Stern kept prodding her about Mel and she kept giving half-assed answers. That was enough for a judge to rule she violated a confidentiality agreement and she lost half her settlement. Given how much Stern hates Mel, that fact that his need to get her to trash him on his show, which she barely did, ended up saving Mel a shit ton of money had to rankle him.

 

[Long Island Clan]

Redbar's gimmick is that he can take a 30 second clip of some hack comedian mentioning his name and turn it into an episode that is longer than the extended directors cut of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, including the DVD bonus material.

Yeah that's right, now that i think of it, I only watched his video for 30 secs. These people that make two hour videos over 30 secs of content are so lame. Having to compete with losers like that who get millions of views will demotivate creative geniuses like us from landing it big time. It's like Christ descending into Hades to save the world.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Doesn't Jim keep his laptop in some type of secret underground vault?

Hes a sick fucking degenerate. Definately storing some Richard Goldberg movies on his HDD.

 

[Long Island Clan]

Hes a sick fucking degenerate. Definately storing some Richard Goldberg movies on his HDD.

Such a sick and demented world.

 

[PogromStallone]

Prince Alan was groomed by European fags and pedophiles to turn him into the freak he is. Norton basically just browsed various fag porn websites until he found his favorites. Then one by one began contacting them to move to America with him. Eventually one, Prince Alan, said 'yes' and decided to make the move. Of course with his criminal record and AIDS status he could only make it to Canada for a while. So he and Norton lived in Canada and Norton did 'Jim and Sam' over voice chat for half a year.

Norton used porn websites like someone would use the services of Jeffrey Epstein. To find a mentally ill teenager to further enslave sexually. Under the guise of a healthy 'marriage' or 'relationship'. And just like typical sex traffickers promised a show business career and fame. The hopeful murder and suicide ending to their lives cannot arrive quickly enough.

That seems like an awful lot of conjecture.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Do you think he has a moment of clarity when he watches his husband get out of bed to take a piss, and he doesn't have his hair done, or makeup? Does Jimmy stare at this man in his bed and wonder what the fuck he's done with his life?

That was a Norton joke that 'stuck' with me, from way back in 2003 or 2004:

He said he'd started seeing prostitutes while still living with his parents and driving his dumb Saturn, but he was broke as fuck. He paid a streetwalker to get in his car, noticed the prostitute had awfully wide shoulders and big hands, but was like "whatever."

A lot of gay dudes were molested, Jim Norton mixed things up by paying a man to molest him, in a dress.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

All comedians are fucking creeps. Redbar supposedly just exposed Tim Dillon for pulling a Joey Diaz and having women give him head for opening spots. I know 0 info about it but I just instinctually believe it because they’re all sexual deviants. It’s Hollywood but a smaller clique and more loserdom - No crazy drug fueled orgies here, just some B list comedian teaching a F list comedian “the rules of the game”. No one is going to call out the other because theyre all doing it.

Tim is gay.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Tim is gay.

Do you have proof of this besides him just saying it?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Do you have proof of this besides him just saying it?

Why would anyone pretend to be gay? It’s disgusting.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Why would anyone pretend to be gay? It’s disgusting.

They’re “comedians”. They already have no values or morals. He is also disgusting on his own. Why not lie about being gay?