Normalfag Bingo

[Turk February]

Forget your birth name, you are no longer gassers, you are now Gaz, and what you really love is mollies and IDM. You will find drugs yourself, you will not try to buy them on the internet, you will look for Arabs, like normal people do. You will go to the club. You will behave appropriately and have the correct amount of fun. You will add people on Facebook.

Edit : I just realized I haven't been young in like 7 years. I don't even know if anyone still does any of this shit.

 

[gassers]

Forget your birth name, you are no longer gassers, you are now Gaz, and what you really love is mollies and IDM. You will find drugs yourself, you will not try to buy them on the internet, you will look for Arabs, like normal people do. You will go to the club. You will behave appropriately and have the correct amount of fun. You will add people on Facebook.

 

[Meownaw]

Ha I'm not a normalfag

 

[guest]

Ha I'm not a normalfag

You seem like me in the sense you could be normal and make friends, sit at the table at work and hear your coworkers talking about their favorite south park episode, realize their critiques, taste, and sense of humor is shit, and decide fuck it I'll just post on OnA forms.

You know the south park episode they're talking about and could join in but can't fake being interested.

 

[gassers]

i am sorry

 

[gassers]

forgive me

 

[Turk February]

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forgive me

Another alternative, and this one is less serious on my part than the last suggestion: move to a new town and just tell the local community you've left what you believe was a dangerous cult. Have some people establish a normal life for you out of pity.

 

[Meownaw]

You seem like me in the sense you could be normal and make friends, sit at the table at work and hear your coworkers talking about their favorite south park episode, realize their critiques, taste, and sense of humor is shit, and decide fuck it I'll just post on OnA forms.

You know the south park episode they're talking about and could join in but can't fake being interested.

Nah I have zero people skills. I might as well be retarded.

 

[gassers]

Another alternative, and this one is less serious on my part than the last suggestion: move to a new town and just tell the local community you've left what you believe was a dangerous cult. Have some people establish a normal life for you out of pity.

nobody asked you

 

[guest]

nobody asked you

You go around in pity for yourself.

 

[gassers]

You go around in pity for yourself.

 

[Turk February]

nobody asked you

Why make a thread about an astonishing, barely believable level of personal failure if not reaching out for advice? You want sympathy instead? No. Good, sympathetic people don't end up with a score like that.

 

[gassers]

i have lost my mind dougie dont mind me

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is going to sound judgemental but if you don't get at least 10 of these by the time you're 21 you need to start looking into alternatives to living.

I’m kind of a loser and I got 18.

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

Lol. I like how someone who has never left their home wrote this. Some of these are just so detached from reality in boxes right next to perfectly ordinary things.

That’s the point

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Good lord, man

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ dude, have some self respect. The first step is to grow some self worth. Wallowing in self pity isn’t going to get you anywhere. I’m giving advice to a bit account, aren’t i?

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

This is a shameful display

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Jesus Christ dude, have some self respect. The first step is to grow some self worth. Wallowing in self pity isn’t going to get you anywhere. I’m giving advice to a bit account, aren’t i?

Please don’t use the Lord’s name in vain. Otherwise I agree with you.

 

[Brooke Shields]

here you might do better on this one