No you haven't, child

[Guyincognito]

Wrong as always, atalker.

Aaaaaaaand now all of his “friends” have botulism

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Aaaaaaaand now all of his “friends” have botulism
They live in Milwaukee. Botulism will be a fun and welcome break from their horrifying lives.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Aaaaaaaand now all of his “friends” have botulism
They live in Milwaukee. Botulism will be a fun and welcome break from their horrifying lives.

If Rick had botulism, he wouldn't be able to tell

 

[Chive Turkey]

Tubbysco

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

So what he's saying is that he trotted into Hooligan's with his fucking laptop and mouse AND a big backpack full of jars of hot sauce that he probably put in a really retarded and cumbersome spot, like on the floor next to the neighboring stool or something, then he opened it and handed them out to whoever was behind the bar, and their faces visibly fell, and they kinda looked around the bar like "Where the fuck are we even gonna put this shit? Is it not bad enough you're here to begin with, you fat, non-tipping, buffoon?" And then, visibly frustrated, one of the bartenders took both jars and angrily ran off to stash them in the break room or, better yet, toss them in the dumpster. He is such a cunt.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What if this is his new business to pay quasi? We now know his books sell next to nothing and he’s got zero job prospects.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" all over the city" really means he gave a bottle to a couple people at the bar.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

" all over the city" really means he gave a bottle to a couple people at the bar.

bingo, he only goes to the bar and the gym, if he actually visited all these friends he would have taken selfies. He handed out bottles at his bar and people politely took the bottle from the retard and threw it in the trash on the way out.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

bingo, he only goes to the bar and the gym, if he actually visited all these friends he would have taken selfies. He handed out bottles at his bar and people politely took the bottle from the retard and threw it in the trash on the way out.

I bet pat ordered food, the whips out a bottle out of his backpack then offers the bartender a bottle like its the next big thing. Pat should be selling Mary Kay.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Since he doesn’t have a job, he has the time to go “all over the city”.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also his “garden” is near a dumpster next to project level apartment building. Lots of bum piss on that garden.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Since he doesn’t have a job, he has the time to go “all over the city”.

Pecks and the City