No you haven't, child

[SmellenShoehorn]

Banana pepper hot sauce sounds fucking rancid.

This fat unemployed freak can’t do anything productive. If he has given it to family, it’s going straight in the bin when he’s left the house.

And you just know that if he ever felt he was wronged by you however slightly there's at least one micropenis hair in that jar

 

[Mitch Weaver]

He probably leaves them as tips to the wait staff like Jeremy Piven used to leave Entourage DVD’s.

‘Entourage’ star Jeremy Piven has the worst reputation in Hollywood

THERE are few actors with a worse reputation than Jeremy Piven, once declared “the biggest jerk in showbiz” by the New York Post.

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[N64 Cube]

A 41 year old man saying “it’s so bomb”

It also slaps!

 

[Clint Ruin]

It also slaps!

He absolutely understood the assignment.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Wrong as always, atalker.

Well, fawk. I guess Rick is falling into heavy obscurity. Imagine his hot sauce, meatloaf and beer shits he’s gonna be launching through the half fart house.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Wrong as always, atalker.

Well I'll be damned. I missed most of that and was mistaken.

See Pat, it isn't that hard to admit.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Nigger Baby Blood

 

[Meownaw]

Remember when he posted a photo of a mountain of peppers he claims were "harvested" from that shit heap he calls a garden? I memba.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Fermenting?

Lids seem awful tight for fermentation, like that's not at all what happens when you're soaking them.

Fat illiterate failed author and elliptic dingus

 

[TorqueWheeler]

A 41 year old man saying “it’s so bomb”

really showing he lives in fly over country with slang that hasn’t been popular in years. It’s like stepping in a time machine.

No cap, the banana is totes so bomb, y’all. iykyk.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

I’d love to take every single one of those jars and spike it down on the sidewalk like I scored a touchdown

 

[Brooke Shields]

jeez even half of his biggest fans don't remember him making hot sauce. How forgettable

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[guest]

Those peppers are infused with bum piss

Ribs. Not sure why "bum piss", is so funny, but who cares. Ribs.

 

[guest]

Why do I get the jitters/skin crawl from imagining Piggy's lazy dirty ass preparing foods and spices to give away to people in his health hazard half-hovel? Shudder. His kitchen is so unsanitary, lol...

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why do I get the jitters/skin crawl from imagining Piggy's lazy dirty ass preparing foods and spices to give away to people in his health hazard half-hovel? Shudder. His kitchen is so unsanitary, lol...

That generous helping of cat hair really gives it a kick, child.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

 

[MonsterSteve]

No salt, pepper or other seasonings? Guarantee you it tastes like garbage.

 

[guest]

Why do I get the jitters/skin crawl from imagining Piggy's lazy dirty ass preparing foods and spices to give away to people in his health hazard half-hovel? Shudder. His kitchen is so unsanitary, lol...

The people he's giving it to are well aware. They'll say all the right things to Rick and then go throw it out later.

 

[alkiefuck2]

We got any photos of these here bottles?

lotta' fawkin problems with that sauce, lotta problems