No you haven't, child

[N64 Cube]

No it hasn't.. No it isn't.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1481030822740348929

 

[Uncle Floyd]

We got any photos of these here bottles?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

What friends around the city? Waiters and bartenders? They aren't your real friends, Patrick. Part of their job is pretending to like people.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

We got any photos of these here bottles?

Nope. We’d have seen the photos 80 times by now, along with photos of the vegetables. He took a picture of thanksgiving leftovers his wife brought back, since he wasn’t allowed to go. He wouldn’t miss this.

 

[N64 Cube]

I wonder if he personally makes deliveries to his 'friends' in his wanna be muscle car or if he requires them to come over and pick it up themselves

 

[Stent]

Things he didn't watch grow: Annabelle.

 

[Bigsmooth]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I wonder if he personally makes deliveries to his 'friends' in his wanna be muscle car or if he requires them to come over and pick it up themselves

Imagine Pat hobbling up to your front door with a welcome basket of pepperoni, a bottle of hot sauce and a copy of Gate Crashers. If you turned a hose (or shotgun) on him, the law would understand.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Wonder how much cat hair is in the shit

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Another lie, if it was true Pat would have documented with photos making the hot sauce, taking about making the sauce, picture the bottles, and then taken selfies of him with said bottles visiting those friends. Also aren’t we in a SERIOUS and DEADLY pandemic?!?! Visiting friends around the city is why we’re still in this mess! BAD PATRICK!!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Casa Media Habanero

 

[captain_kamala]

Another lie, if it was true Pat would have documented with photos making the hot sauce, taking about making the sauce, picture the bottles, and then taken selfies of him with said bottles visiting those friends. Also aren’t we in a SERIOUS and DEADLY pandemic?!?! Visiting friends around the city is why we’re still in this mess! BAD PATRICK!!

he did post pics of the process. it was just too boring for us to talk about. he put bananas in it.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I do remember him posting a photo of some peppers and saying he was going to turn them into hot sauce a while ago. Why no new pictures? Is it because he'd rather skip the pics than clean the awful filthy kitchen?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A 41 year old man saying “it’s so bomb”

really showing he lives in fly over country with slang that hasn’t been popular in years. It’s like stepping in a time machine.

 

[NoBacon]

Banana pepper hot sauce sounds fucking rancid.

This fat unemployed freak can’t do anything productive. If he has given it to family, it’s going straight in the bin when he’s left the house.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"friends around the city".

He's talking about Hooligans. He brought jars of his hot sauce to the bar and is pretending like he's traveling around metropolitan Milwaukee visiting old friends all across the city.

He brought old gross jars of shit he grew in low quality soil, and shared some with the local drunks at the only watering hole that tolerates him long-term.

 

[guest]

Who would eat anything that was made in the Tomlinson household?

I would never trust that he understood the fermentation process, or that he even washes his hands...

 

[stealthygeek]

Nope. We’d have seen the photos 80 times by now, along with photos of the vegetables. He took a picture of thanksgiving leftovers his wife brought back, since he wasn’t allowed to go. He wouldn’t miss this.

Wrong as always, stlaker.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Those peppers are infused with bum piss