No it’s not, you stupid pirate

[Oghenechovwe]

Working a desk job is a fate worse than death. Well, pig, I’d take it over your life any day.

Especially if it pays for a daughter and her health insurance.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Cant wait to see the lines at conventions for autographs on this one.

 

[SensibleKeks]

“Attracting readers” you say…
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Sure about that…

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Not even 50 likes. Your career is dead.

Nice to see Pat admit his book doesn't have a publisher.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I’m sure it’s been pointed out before, but can’t Scrooges ghost just give tiny tim a list of people he pissed off who probably were the ones who killed him? If I had the ghost of the murder victim at my disposal I’d be able to crack the case in like a day.

 

[EraGodless]

This book sounds awful and no publisher will pick it up. Your career is DEAD piggy!
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Why would a ghost need help finding his killer? Wouldn't he already know? Like Patrick Swayze in Ghost, knew Willie Lopez killed him, he just needed to find out why, communicate it to the living and to be able to interact with the living--- Get off my Train, child!!!

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

And then I guess In The Black (Book One of another failed trilogy) didn't sell well because we ever got In The Red.

If only he hadn't misbehaved and gotten himself banned from Twitter multiple times. I'm sure he'd have been able to see all his dreams come true.

 

[Reginald The Florist]

I’ll never stop laughing at the fact that he realized this was a retarded idea 2 years ago but had to keep going because he already talked about it and his stalkers made fun of him. Can’t let the idiots win!

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

having giant bitch tits (this last one is specific to Pat)

He really does makes Robert Paulson's tits looks like Elliot Page's in comparison.

Fat dumb whiny bitch you are, Pat.

He watched Office Space once and thinks every office job is like that

*He seen the trailer once

Pat is to much of a bore to ever watch a great movie like that till the end

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

The hitchikers guide fanfic he wrote.

I tried watching that dog shit movie at least 15 times to see what the Pigchild liked each time I fell asleep or turned it off.

Same goes for his date movie he chose his pedophile lesbian wife to marry the Dragon Training one. Tried showing it to my unabandoned daughter, she wanted it off after the first dragon scene she thought it was stupid.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I tried watching that dog shit movie at least 15 times to see what the Pigchild liked each time I fell asleep or turned it off.

Same goes for his date movie he chose his pedophile lesbian wife to marry the Dragon Training one. Tried showing it to my unabandoned daughter, she wanted it off after the first dragon scene she thought it was stupid.

The movie is bad, yes. The guy wrote some funny books though.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He really does makes Robert Paulson's tits looks like Elliot Page's in comparison.

 

[Sue Lightning]

“Stuck in a cubicle”

For some reason he’s convinced anyone that works any kind of cubicle job is a miserable loser going nowhere in life and why he refuses to ever work a “real” job. Ive been in “cubicle” jobs for a good part of my career and it’s not bad compared to other jobs. His brain has some weird impression that everyone in an office job is on the verge of suicide and a “slave” to their job. What a faggot.

He also can’t process that you could pursuit an artistic career while also working a day job. How many people work a day job and then do cover band shit at night, or paint in their free time, or write bullshit little stories? Do they have to literally quit their job and be a bum to “write full time”?

 

[Antwan2]

Do you think the $200,000 could have been better used by the SFWA for marketing?

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

He also can’t process that you could pursuit an artistic career while also working a day job. How many people work a day job and then do cover band shit at night, or paint in their free time, or write bullshit little stories? Do they have to literally quit their job and be a bum to “write full time”?

Pretty much every great writer has worked day jobs. Sci fi writer, Kurt Vonnegut worked all sorts of jobs when the money coming from his stories was tight or nonexistent. Charles Bukowski sweated most of his life in factories and even his first novel was based on his experiences as a postal worker.

And why did they work these jobs?

Because they didn't fucking abandon their children. Hell, there's even a Bukowski documentary where his daughter tells stories of playing Batman and Robin with her father when she was a little girl, even though he was on the brink of collapsing from exhaustion after getting home from work. That's how much he loved spending time with her.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Pretty much every great writer has worked day jobs. Sci fi writer, Kurt Vonnegut worked all sorts of jobs when the money coming from his stories was tight or nonexistent. Charles Bukowski sweated most of his life in factories and even his first novel was based on his experiences as a postal worker.

Pat foolishly thinks Devotion = Creativity.

If you’re not quitting your job and making writing your full time gig you’re just not as devoted. If you’re not as devoted how can you have creativity? The time spent at the factory working is time you’re not thinking of writing (not true, obviously.)

He also forgets this key fact…the minute you make writing your full time job you LOSE CREATIVITY. When your survival is based on book sales and getting another deal, are you thinking about writing the best story? Are you thinking about taking your time to make sure it’s perfect? Of course not. You need the money so you shit out a book quickly and most of the time it’s not something you’re interested about. You’re writing to sell.

Never has any author, hell even ARTIST period, entered a medium with the goal to make money and eat and made a good piece of work too. You make the good work and it lets you eat, not the other way around.