New Lord of the Rings series starts on Friday

[NoBacon]

I love the Silmarallion and would pay a fortune to see any of it put to screen with the same level of homage and care the LOTR movies displayed.

I won’t be watching any of this fucking shit. Whoever in the Tolkien estate approved the IP to be gang raped like this should kill themselves.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I love the Silmarallion and would pay a fortune to see any of it put to screen with the same level of homage and care the LOTR movies displayed.

I won’t be watching any of this fucking shit. Whoever in the Tolkien estate approved the IP to be gang raped like this should kill themselves.

Modern Silmarillion production would still be retarded Beren would definitely be black

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Modern Silmarillion production would still be retarded Beren would definitely be black

Making Beren black would lliterally be pissing on Tolkien's grave.

 

[NoBacon]

i like this wholesome lotr meme

 

[MonsterSteve]

As a gay LOTR/Hobbit fan, I have no urge to see one second of this straight to dvd looking trash. The only thing I’m looking forward to are the YouTube reviews that trash it. Can’t wait for the Redlettermedia one.

 

[guest]

They even have Nigger Hobbits, wtf.

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There goes the neighborhood.

Hobbits smoke weed and have no shoes. They've always been black.

 

[Jenna]

So the prequel is full of black elves, dwarfs, hobbits, etc. But then the movies are all white people.

Does this imply a genocide or were the blacks simply relocated to a containment section of Middle-Earth? I'm not up to date with the lore.

 

[Spraggy]

Meh I don’t give a shit they’ve ‘gone woke’. I’m not even falling for that narrative, just because there’s some black actors. No one cared that Frodo and Sam were portrayed as a couple of gays. Or San Andreas was a black character. These days people on both extremes are whinging cunts. I’ll watch and hope it’s good but don’t expect much because all modern shows stink, especially Amazon originals

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don’t even care enough to hate watch it anymore. Wwaw not giving a fuck about gay culture war shit

I'm gonna watch at least the first episode, but it all is so tiresome anymore. I can't and don't have the energy anymore to get mad over this shit.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Patrick probably won't tweet out his LOTR tattoo for free dopamine hits right? Or to argue that he knows more about LOTR than everybody else since he has the tattoo? That's not Pat, right?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Meh I don’t give a shit they’ve ‘gone woke’. I’m not even falling for that narrative, just because there’s some black actors. No one cared that Frodo and Sam were portrayed as a couple of gays. Or San Andreas was a black character. These days people on both extremes are whinging cunts. I’ll watch and hope it’s good but don’t expect much because all modern shows stink, especially Amazon originals

I know I'm going to sound very faggy but when San Andreas came out I bought it day 1 as usual but I couldn't get into it because the main protagonist was black. Same shit happens to when the games want me to play women characters like Lara Croft. I'm not that bad these days but it's the only GTA I have not beat. (I had no problem with Franklin in GTA5)

 

[SensibleKeks]

The best thing about this show will be all the shitposting from /tv/.

 

[Spraggy]

I know I'm going to sound very faggy but when San Andreas came out I bought it day 1 as usual but I couldn't get into it because the main protagonist was black. Same shit happens to when the games want me to play women characters like Lara Croft. I'm not that bad these days but it's the only GTA I have not beat. (I had no problem with Franklin in GTA5)

Got it day 1 too, don’t remember exactly what I thought but I didn’t care and loved that game so much. I was only like 13 or something at that time and had never even met a black person irl though. If there’s a game that portrays that kind of thug shit (especially London ones) I can relate to real people and experiences, 100% I’m not even watching the trailer

 

[Prince Bvstin]

The best response to this kind of shit is to ignore it, don't have a conversation about the casting, don't even mention you won't watch it. Just pretend it doesn't exist or swiftly move the conversation to something more pressing like how cool a new King of the Hill series would be.

 

[Meownaw]

The best response to this kind of shit is to ignore it, don't have a conversation about the casting, don't even mention you won't watch it. Just pretend it doesn't exist or swiftly move the conversation to something more pressing like how cool a new King of the Hill series would be.

After the Beavis and Butt-Head new season I'm all in with a new King of the Hill to be honest wit chu.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

After the Beavis and Butt-Head new season I'm all in with a new King of the Hill to be honest wit chu.

It came up a while ago that Mike Judge was writing a new season where everyone is 15 years older. I can't think of another show that didn't go stale or sell out that ran as long as King of the Hill so I'd love to see if they can keep the same standard after a reboot.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat is Lord of the Onion Rings (he's fat)

 

[guest]

So the prequel is full of black elves, dwarfs, hobbits, etc. But then the movies are all white people.

Does this imply a genocide or were the blacks simply relocated to a containment section of Middle-Earth? I'm not up to date with the lore.

It's like that old punchline about The Jetsons: "The future looks bright."

 

[AntSucks]

After the Beavis and Butt-Head new season I'm all in with a new King of the Hill to be honest wit chu.

I could never get into King of the Hill. Is there an episode that is guaranteed to be good? And don't give me any redditor bullshit like "Oh watch the one episode that makes the feels on the bus go round and round". I want to laugh, preferably inappropriately.

 

[guest]

I could never get into King of the Hill. Is there an episode that is guaranteed to be good? And don't give me any redditor bullshit like "Oh watch the one episode that makes the feels on the bus go round and round". I want to laugh, preferably inappropriately.

I like the episode when Bobby is a model for husky jeans. Or the episode when Hank meets his Japanese half brother. ("They prefer to be called Oriental-Americans.")