New friend of the show Brian Keene?

[Hudson]

Wait...Now ol' Embellishment Pat is up to 6 bomb threats??

Was he even at the Patti Labelle concert or did he gravy train off that one for virtue signalling points since most of the patrons were people of color? I seem to remember one of the cons had one...but six?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Maybe if I had an older and a younger brother I would differentiate but yeah unless someone asked I wouldn’t even specify the direction of the age difference.

But you probably definitely wouldn't say "little brother" and "big brother" like an eight-year-old.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Wait...Now ol' Embellishment Pat is up to 6 bomb threats??

Was he even at the Patti Labelle concert or did he gravy train off that one for virtue signalling points since most of the patrons were people of color? I seem to remember one of the cons had one...but six?

He was at a different venue watching A Christmas Carol. In his pro se motion he said the other ones were the Brewers game, Reno, Chicago conference and then two at Hooligans.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[ISO__JOE]

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“But now, you stop.”

I realize Rick is incapable of not acting like a cunt 100% of the time, but if he dialed it back even a little bit I think his life would have been way better

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Come on, Pat. Start drinking and really give this guy a dressing down

 

[Sue Lightning]

Holy shit, Jackie is having a complete meltdown and calling Brian a brotherman
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Holy fuck. Their brains literally break when they percieve someone outside of here attacking Pat and they cant use the other justifications like nazi. This is literally a toddler thrasing around not getting their way.

 

[stealthygeek]

He also says people impersonate him and family members when they have parody in their bio and/or it’s Patrick as an anime pig sucking a black penis but that’s impersonation.

They're not just being impersonated. They're being impersonated without their consent, so Kyle is basically being raped by Varsity Kyle on Twitter right now.

 

[Honey Badger]

Found on Reddit

 

[BoomerSperg]

Found on Reddit
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He's taking this hard.

I'm so sorry, Pat.

 

[guest]

They're not just being impersonated. They're being impersonated without their consent, so Kyle is basically being raped by Varsity Kyle on Twitter right now.

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Little brother??? Oh. My. Lord. What on earth is wrong with this feller.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

No, child. They don't get to spread lies about my tiny brother being an intellectual athlete with a large penis. One of their many thousands of felony crimes, niño.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Found on Reddit
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People in his industry stopped sticking up for him long ago. There’s a reason he’s without a contract and publisher. He’s writing on spec which is what you do when you start - he’s back to the beginning and not moving back up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Little brother??? Oh. My. Lord. What on earth is wrong with this feller.

That toilet account is operating without consent! Police!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The virgin volcanologist has spoken.

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Nice cimmand of the language Scandinavian Sperg

 

[Harry Powell]

Found on Reddit
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Really busted my ribs with the spaghetti rib comment

 

[RickReternal]

This is the equivalent of giving your cousin’s low-functioning autistic child a good-natured smile and leaving the room. I wonder if Rick even sees it anymore. It must happen to him constantly.

 

[wbgreen]

This is the equivalent of giving your cousin’s low-functioning autistic child a good-natured smile and leaving the room. I wonder if Rick even sees it anymore. It must happen to him constantly.

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It's a metaphor for the publishing industry walking away from him (by "him" I mean you, Patrick).