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New Bam Margera chapter just dropped (in)

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NortheastPhilly said:
My inside source said she hung out with him on memorial day weekend at a casino. She claimed that he seemed to be doing better but she’s either delusional or just doesnt want to tell people how bad it is.
Also said his kid is on the spectrum in a pretty serious way, not that that surprises anyone
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You could drive a fucking Zamboni in between his kid's eyes/forehead.
 
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NortheastPhilly said:
My inside source said she hung out with him on memorial day weekend at a casino. She claimed that he seemed to be doing better but she’s either delusional or just doesnt want to tell people how bad it is.
Also said his kid is on the spectrum in a pretty serious way, not that that surprises anyone
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Can you inside source reveal if it was a PA or NJ casino? If he went to Harrahs in Chester I’ll have a good laugh.
 
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Turk February said:
Now, I know most of you are upright straight laced fellas, but as someone who has smoked a bit of crack in my life, I don't think it's possible to overdose on it. Wears off too fast and is fairly non-toxic. In fact, by "I'll smoke crack until I'm dead" he just might mean he's going to pick up the habit of smoking it for the rest of his life, which it wont drastically affect, in fact, it might counteract some of the alcohol and downers he's so horribly addicted to, and might cause a significant improvement. In other words, folk, Bam Margera is a stupid shithead fuck.
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Isn't cocaine actually pretty toxic though? i know people die from a buildup of cocaine in their system, it's pretty rare i think but it still happens if someone is snorting high quality coke all the time. I would assume if he sat in his McCastle smoking crack all day everyday he could probably die from it. I mean, crackheads have to scurry around trying to find $10 to get a little rock, this fat fag is broke but could easily get $500+ a day just from showing up to places and advertising shitty products on his social media page.
 
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Buttfucker said:
Isn't cocaine actually pretty toxic though? i know people die from a buildup of cocaine in their system, it's pretty rare i think but it still happens if someone is snorting high quality coke all the time.
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This is the difference. To get crack you need X amount of cocaine + baking soda or whatever. You get more doses of crack than you had in coke to start with, so you're trading quality for quantity. Let's say you need to snuffle up half an ounce of pure Peruvian flake within an hour to stop your heart. If you wanted to achieve the same effect by smoking crack you'd need a lot more than the half ounce, so by the time you smoked your way to the last rock, the effects of the first one would no longer be felt.
 
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Lamont & Tonelli said:
This is the difference. To get crack you need X amount of cocaine + baking soda or whatever. You get more doses of crack than you had in coke to start with, so you're trading quality for quantity. Let's say you need to snuffle up half an ounce of pure Peruvian flake within an hour to stop your heart. If you wanted to achieve the same effect by smoking crack you'd need a lot more than the half ounce, so by the time you smoked your way to the last rock, the effects of the first one would no longer be felt.
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Even if it was pure cocaine, which really doesn't exist outside of science labs, the best shit you'll ever get is like 50 tops, the LD50 for a man Bam's size is about 10 grams in the bloodstream. With the amount destroyed by heat and filtered through your throat and lungs and shit, his body won't allow him to smoke that much, it's impossible.

Now if he said "I will eat crack until I die" totally. I'm there with him.
 
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Turk February said:
Even if it was pure cocaine, which really doesn't exist outside of science labs, the best shit you'll ever get is like 50 tops, the LD50 for a man Bam's size is about 10 grams in the bloodstream. With the amount destroyed by heat and filtered through your throat and lungs and shit, his body won't allow him to smoke that much, it's impossible.
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Okay, but what if he put a five-pound rock of freebase into the fireplace, lit it and stuck his head down the chimney? Looschen up!
 
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The way his parents gave him such free license...They were "actively" pushing that kind of parenting in the 90s.
His dad is the main reason Bam is the way he is today, all you have to do is watch those VHS camcorder footage.
 
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Wisconsin.gov said:
The way his parents gave him such free license...They were "actively" pushing that kind of parenting in the 90s.
His dad is the main reason Bam is the way he is today, all you have to do is watch those VHS camcorder footage.
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What Phil needed to do was give him daily beatings and call him a faggot. Bam is a permanently stunted as a teenager since he became a household name when he wasn't even an adult. Jackass was the new Beatles at that time, funster.

I wouldn't doubt he was pulling a Nana with underage fans.
 
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