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NCAAF 2024 Thread

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

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Lol these greedy media kikes are already pushing to expand it.

"The crowds!" "The atmosphere!"

Aka....the $$$$$ OY VEY!!

Fuck the FOOTBALL. Lol, thats not what this is about.

24 teams by 2030. At the latest.

By halfway through the second game the announcers were already moving the goalposts saying "before the fans get all mad with the quality of the games, let's just give it a few years and see how this goes - and can't we just be happy we have more football to watch?"

No. We said this would suck before it even happened. The dunderheads now asking for 16 games are so stupid they should be in jail. Penn State had their backups in most of the second half.
 

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

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I couldn't understand why 33 on LSU was crying when 40 tore up his ankle because I'm watching with the sound off.

Then I googled it and realized not only are 33 and 40 frosh-soph brothers, but their younger brother is coming in next year and is another 4-star recruit.

These guys are the white Southern zoomer versions of the Ball brothers.


Edit: don't ask me about Bama. Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.
 

chocolatehellhole

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Yes. My name is Paul Nelson.
I played football there.
Google me.
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Legal Eagle Nelsonn

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That was the Walk of Champions before Ole Miss in 2019.
Smitty finished with 11 catches for 274 yards and 5 TDs.

This was just a few years before NIL. Note that Tua (their CA recruit originally from Hawaii) and Diggs (TX recruit) are wearing $5k+ personalized, embroidered Versace jackets.
Tua's has damn Hawaiian flowers sewn on.
And they all have Beats by Dre.


They were getting paid well before NIL.
 

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

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All the teams do now, but those kind of corporate relationships had to be declared even just years ago.
Bama, who I admit I root for, was flaunting their illegal spending. They had no formal deal with any audio company, as evidenced by the fact some of those poor assholes are wearing cheap ear buds.

There's no way you went to Bama and aren't sniffing my arse about meeting a fello Bama fan here. Same reason I'm not sniffing your keister - you're not a Bama fan.
I have tee shirts that say I went to South Carolina, Georgia, Harvard, and Dartmouth - obviously I didn't go to all four.

So which of your friends or family members do I actually owe respect to?
 

chocolatehellhole

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All the teams do now, but those kind of corporate relationships had to be declared even just years ago.
Bama, who I admit I root for, was flaunting their illegal spending. They had no formal deal with any audio company, as evidenced by the fact some of those poor assholes are wearing cheap ear buds.
They were all doing it, getting cars and all sorts of shit. Didn't Reggie Bush have to give up his Heisman for it?
There's no way you went to Bama and aren't sniffing my arse about meeting a fello Bama fan here. Same reason I'm not sniffing your keister - you're not a Bama fan.
I have tee shirts that say I went to South Carolina, Georgia, Harvard, and Dartmouth - obviously I didn't go to all four.

So which of your friends or family members do I actually owe respect to?
Believe it or not, I just specifically don't want to meet you.
 
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