"My wife's office tower"

[MonsterSteve]

How does he type that out and read it back without cringing? Like, nobody believes the shit you type, fatso.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

They don't let dykes into offices. Myth: busted

 

[guest]

That made me laugh really hard. What a fat twat.
Speaking of belly laughs, AnOminous from KF had a great line about how "fat" didn't capture Pat's maliciousness, so he suggested "corpulent" as a more accurate term. If I find the post again, I will edit and link here, because it's really fucking funny.
In closing: f@P@ is a smug, corpulent pigworm.

here it is

 

[Clint Ruin]

here it is
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Lol, comparing him to baron harkonen, that's fucking hilarious

 

[Gay Faggot.]

here it is
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So, couple things here, pal. Number one kiwifags can suck a fucking dick. Number 2, corpulent isn’t a funny word. It’s just autistically accurate. Calling rick a “corpulent faggot with bitch tits” isn’t as funny as “fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

It’s in a Regus office.

"She lets black people fart in her CUNT, Gellman!"

 

[guest]

So, couple things here, pal. Number one kiwifags can suck a fucking dick. Number 2, corpulent isn’t a funny word. It’s just autistically accurate. Calling rick a “corpulent faggot with bitch tits” isn’t as funny as “fat faggot with bitch tits.

Trying to say it without souding autistic would make someone as mush mouthed as Patrick after the Josiah reveal

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'm trying to think of a comment to write with completely out of place commas akin to his post but I'm too not retarded to think of one

he uses commas like hyphens that'd work in a gay man's monologue, it actually makes sense when you read it in a gay / Pat voice

 

[RobertMewler]

Lol, comparing him to baron harkonen, that's fucking hilarious

The spice must flow, child.

 

[guest]

So, couple things here, pal. Number one kiwifags can suck a fucking dick. Number 2, corpulent isn’t a funny word. It’s just autistically accurate. Calling rick a “corpulent faggot with bitch tits” isn’t as funny as “fat faggot with bitch tits.

I was trying to think of how to describe what I think the issue with the KF userbase is and I think the best way I can explain it is that the purpose of kiwifarms as a forum is so broad that the userbase has no real cohesion outside of niches that occur usually based on the type of person that is being talked about in a particular thread or subforum. so over there you have autistic archival people generally all around, furfags wanting to gossip about other furfags, "TERF" feminists, the list goes on and then sporadically in that mix there are users with a sense of humor and their head halfway on straight

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Granted, these are V6 Mustangs that are at least a decade old, but limited edition nonetheless.

With at least 167k miles

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I was trying to think of how to describe what I think the issue with the KF userbase is and I think the best way I can explain it is that the purpose of kiwifarms as a forum is so broad that the userbase has no real cohesion outside of niches that occur usually based on the type of person that is being talked about in a particular thread or subforum. so over there you have autistic archival people generally all around, furfags wanting to gossip about other furfags, "TERF" feminists, the list goes on and then sporadically in that mix there are users with a sense of humor and their head halfway on straight

That is a vurry good summation of them. A couple of people are funny, but the people they’re laughing at are funnier than them. Rick would just be a nobody without us.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Fake. Your wife works from home.
Gay. You drove around picking up men

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Lol, comparing him to baron harkonen, that's fucking hilarious

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it's topped with my pepperoni-

"MY PEPPERONI!"

THE pepperoni

 

[Clint Ruin]

I was trying to think of how to describe what I think the issue with the KF userbase is and I think the best way I can explain it is that the purpose of kiwifarms as a forum is so broad that the userbase has no real cohesion outside of niches that occur usually based on the type of person that is being talked about in a particular thread or subforum. so over there you have autistic archival people generally all around, furfags wanting to gossip about other furfags, "TERF" feminists, the list goes on and then sporadically in that mix there are users with a sense of humor and their head halfway on straight

Tammy-Lynn Fatgirl sharted on her last YouTube video and those fuckers make a 600 page thread on it, meanwhile the biggest cow since chan is offered on a silver platter and yet he needed to sue their lord and savior Josh before they acknowledged there might be something there. Most of that community are humorless hens.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I was trying to think of how to describe what I think the issue with the KF userbase is and I think the best way I can explain it is that the purpose of kiwifarms as a forum is so broad that the userbase has no real cohesion outside of niches that occur usually based on the type of person that is being talked about in a particular thread or subforum. so over there you have autistic archival people generally all around, furfags wanting to gossip about other furfags, "TERF" feminists, the list goes on and then sporadically in that mix there are users with a sense of humor and their head halfway on straight

Wyyz is one of them kiwis

 

[EraGodless]

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Ya hear that, @IRS? She has a real job in a real office. It's in a tower, fr.

Nice comma after just, asshole.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Isn't Niki's "office tower" actually Pat's unused home gym, with a tiny computer desk and crt monitor in the corner? Neither one of these leeches has done any actual work in years, if ever.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

My wife works at Nakatomi Plaza, child.

He has Ellis’s charm and Al’s physique.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

This is why I own limited edition Mustangs exclusively.

Setting aside this hackneyed phrasing, hasn't he only ever owned one "limited edition Mustang"? And it has a Blue Book of like six grand? And, perhaps most importantly, it looks almost exactly like every other ugly ass shitbox Mustang from like 2003-2010? And "being able to tell it apart from other cars" is why he owns it?

Legit one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen him write. He's shoe-horning in his ownership of an ugly, 16 year old rust bucket as a personality trait to try to impress people. Pat, unless it's a Mustang from 1964 (1/2) - 1975-ish, no one cares, you loser.