Disappointed this wasnt a thread about eating your own cum
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My plan to never buy food again
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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Why would I want to read about it I'm chowing down on a bowl of it.
BUSSIN!
That guy was in prison for diddling.
You’re now allowing pedos to influence your diet?
Are you retarded? I invented a system that will save the world. That guy crushes up cheetos and ramen and makes pies out of them like some sort of jailwife.
They eat stuff that’s been up their ass. BOTTOM LINE!
Heard a really sad story once, about this cagemeat who tried to make his mate (probs lover, idk) a birthday 'cake' to cheer him up.
Being as they were both banged up and didn't work kitchen duty, all he could scrounge for this endeavour was saved up or hoarded sweets & chocolate that he traded other inmates for, plus some peanut butter and protein powder, that he crushed up and melted freebase style in a foil pan, so it became one big revolting sugary mush that set into a vague block.
I think that would have made me even more depressed to receive, fella should have just offered cock or arse instead.
I don't think anyone's smuggling candy into jail up their ass. That's more for drugs and whole smartphones.
I see that you’ve never BEEN TO THE FUCKING PEN!
Don’t speak on shit you don’t know about, wood!
If I was facing actual pen time I'd kill myself. Jail sucks enough. It's like summer camp with a bunch of dumb fuckheads I don't want to be around. Faggots graphically describing fucking their girlfriends to give eachother boners. I hate it so much. I'm a big fan of being able to do what I want. And yes, one of the fucking idiots stuffed an android phone up their ass.
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The "corn" you see in your shit is actually just the skins, SNIIFFFFFFFF
so the plan wouldnt work
oh, literal Mick
so the plan wouldnt work
oh, literal Mick
Fuck you.
Wanting to be in prison is fundamentally the gayest thing ever.
This dumb fuck also doesn’t know that convicts can(and do) carry boxes of Mike and Ike’s up they ass!
You a pussy!
Another thing about prison honkies; you're a white supremacist, but you're a hardcore wigger? Pick one.
@Nigger Jim comment?