My plan to never buy food again

[PogromStallone]

I already piss in a Brita pitcher and drink that.

You should invest in a life straw. It's a must for every home owner.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know how to tell you this but there's a much easier way to never buy food without picking through your turds.

 

[bumbum8]

I don't know how to tell you this but there's a much easier way to never buy food without picking through your turds.

Well hell I was sitting pretty getting all my gardening advice together and Abe definitely spun me for a loop!

You definitely don't need any blood meal if you eat your own shit. You would for the iron, as that's what turns your poop brown, but you don't need brown poop when you could have pretty yellow pebble shits.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know how to tell you this but there's a much easier way to never buy food without picking through your turds.

Why's everyone gotta shit on my ideas?

 

[Not Child.]

WWAW a small jar of ghee is like $12.00 now? lol wtf is goin' on...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAW a small jar of ghee is like $12.00 now? lol wtf is goin' on...

It's pretty easy to make out of butter. But yeah, just do the corn and piss diet.

 

[johnnynoname]

Corn is already essentially devoid of nutrients. If you just ate fresh corn every day then you’d have health problems but by all means please go ahead and eat your own shit.

Can’t argue with that one.

This is you, nigga

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

It's pretty easy to make out of butter. But yeah, just do the corn and piss diet.

Start with a churn. . .

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Start with a churn. . .

FUCK YOU

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

FUCK YOU

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Since she's all about money I wonder if she'd suck dick for it.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

You guys are the best.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It's pretty easy to make out of butter. But yeah, just do the corn and piss diet.

Is piss better served hot or cold? Asking for a friend. A German friend.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Corn is already essentially devoid of nutrients. If you just ate fresh corn every day then you’d have health problems but by all means please go ahead and eat your own shit.

Can’t argue with that one.

It's like being the smartest retard on the short bus.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Dumpster diving sounds better than eating shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dumpster diving sounds better than eating shit.

I'm not gonna eat garbage you sick fuck.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

First, I'm gonna eat a whole bunch of corn. Then, since it doesn't break down, I'm gonna shit the corn out, give it a rinse and eat it again and then just do that forever. I'll live the rest of my life on the same tank of corn. Eventually, since I'm only eating the corn I'll probably get to the point where I don't even have to wash it off because I'm not eating anything that makes the standard brown poop. I already piss in a Brita pitcher and drink that. I am about to be entirely self-sustaining.

I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.

This is why your Good Burger restaurant failed

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This is why your Good Burger restaurant failed

You know, I like to give Gabe shit and try to force him to be honest about his sexuality but, this is just cruel.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yeah that's why I piss in the Britta pitcher. It filters out the piss and leaves you with clean drinking water. It's science.

Lisan Al-Abe

 

[Cptbaldopie]

You know, I like to give Gabe shit and try to force him to be honest about his sexuality but, this is just cruel.

But he isn't wrong