My plan to never buy food again

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

First, I'm gonna eat a whole bunch of corn. Then, since it doesn't break down, I'm gonna shit the corn out, give it a rinse and eat it again and then just do that forever. I'll live the rest of my life on the same tank of corn. Eventually, since I'm only eating the corn I'll probably get to the point where I don't even have to wash it off because I'm not eating anything that makes the standard brown poop. I already piss in a Brita pitcher and drink that. I am about to be entirely self-sustaining.

I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm probably the smartest guy any of you know.

 

[TravisPickle]

Why does corn reanimate in the white man's belly?

 

[Toast]

Feeling a little fat today, Abe?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Feeling a little fat today, Abe?

I'm feeling a little like I'd rather eat my own shit than ever set foot in a grocery store again.

 

[Mr. Fuck]

 

[wbgreen]

I'm probably the smartest guy any of you know.

Smartest O&A fan, definitely.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@captain_kamala with my methods you'll never have to set foot on land ever again.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Corn is already essentially devoid of nutrients. If you just ate fresh corn every day then you’d have health problems but by all means please go ahead and eat your own shit.

Smartest O&A fan, definitely.

Can’t argue with that one.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Corn is already essentially devoid of nutrients. If you just ate fresh corn every day then you’d have health problems but by all means please go ahead and eat your own shit.

Can’t argue with that one.

Listen up everybody. The fucking corn doctor over here is gonna tell us all about corn.

You're just jealous that I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Listen up everybody. The fucking corn doctor over here is gonna tell us all about corn.

You're just jealous that I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.

NUH UH!

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Corn is already essentially devoid of nutrients. If you just ate fresh corn every day then you’d have health problems but by all means please go ahead and eat your own shit.

Can’t argue with that one.

That's why you nixtamalize that shit, b

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's why you nixtamalize that shit, b

Did I stuttah? Get some buttah for my corn.

 

[aRTie02150]

You can also drink urine as it's a loop system. Unlimited thirst quenching

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You can also drink urine as it's a loop system. Unlimited thirst quenching

Yeah that's why I piss in the Britta pitcher. It filters out the piss and leaves you with clean drinking water. It's science.

 

[Cumiace]

pre-digested corn is actually a delicacy in some asian countries

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

pre-digested corn is actually a delicacy in some asian countries

I believe it. I'm not even gonna look it up.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Corn is already essentially devoid of nutrients. If you just ate fresh corn every day then you’d have health problems but by all means please go ahead and eat your own shit.

 

[aRTie02150]

Yeah that's why I piss in the Britta pitcher. It filters out the piss and leaves you with clean drinking water. It's science.

Even Britta

 

[nasty twp]

These are great days we're living, brothamen. We are jolly green giants walking the Earth....