My parents thought my father was sterile

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

He did but it was years later in drunk driving accident. He had a punch of screws and shit in his wrist. He called it Frankenhand

Nice punch of screws, supid.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Nice punch of screws, supid.

He couldn't roll a joint one handed while driving after that.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

It's nice to be nostalgic sometimes, gang.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

This feels like group therapy, I kind of miss those sessions when people would admit wild shit about their past.

 

[JebJoh]

He used it to attempt suicide via carbon monoxide but ended up giving himself brain damage instead.

I'm kidding. That was years later and with a different motorcycle.

good one, you got me

 

[guest]

It's nice to be nostalgic sometimes, gang.

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[Dummy Gaynuts]

One time two niggers came to my front door and asked my dad about a basketball game at the local high school and he brandished a revolver and cocked it

 

[captain_kamala]

My dad would always put liquor in a water bottle and tell the people at the gate of high school football games that I had a condition so I had to have it.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

My dad would always put liquor in a water bottle and tell the people at the gate of high school football games that I had a condition so I had to have it.

When my brother was around 5 or 6 he asked my mom why daddy drinks water from tiny bottles while he's driving. My father was angry about that for the rest of his life and would bring it up a lot.

 

[Harry Powell]

My dad had me keep a shotgun in my room when i was a kid because my bedroom was by the back door, so I'd be able to hear a robber breaking in and blast him before he got too deep in the house

That is fucking awesome

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That is fucking awesome

Not really man, i was like 10

He also really stressed the importance of not letting an intruder leave the house alive after being shot so we wouldn't open ourselves up to legal issues

 

[Harry Powell]

Not really man, i was like 10

Sorry I should clarify. I absolutely believe that was a terrible experience for you, and no doubt a very stressful responsibility to have been laid upon your shoulders.

It is however, awesome that a father would do something that insane, and put the responsibility of using a deadly weapon to defend his household on a small child. It’s a completely insane thing to do that has been giving me rib damage for like ten minutes now.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Sorry I should clarify. I absolutely believe that was a terrible experience for you, and no doubt a very stressful responsibility to have been laid upon your shoulders.

It is however, awesome that a father would do something that insane, and put the responsibility of using a deadly weapon to defend his household on a small child. It’s a completely insane thing to do that has been giving me rib damage for like ten minutes now.

I wouldn't say it was traumatic but yeah absolutely bizarre. My dad is a Vietnam vet so that might provide a little insight. He taught me to shoot pretty much as soon as I could hold a gun but his faith in his little son being able to blast some robber to hell in the middle of the night is pretty hilarious. I love my dad

 

[Harry Powell]

I wouldn't say it was traumatic but yeah absolutely bizarre. My dad is a Vietnam vet so that might provide a little insight. He taught me to shoot pretty much as soon as I could hold a gun but his faith in his little son being able to blast some robber to hell in the middle of the night is pretty hilarious. I love my dad

I mean he essentially set up all the dominoes for you to blow a basketball size hole in his chest when he comes home drunk one night and has to go in the back for some reason.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I mean he essentially set up all the dominoes for you to blow a basketball size hole in his chest when he comes home drunk one night and has to go in the back for some reason.

The back of the house was where all that funny pungent smoke was all the time too

 

[HH Brother]

WWAW my grandfather arranged my dad to marry his daughter (I don't think my mom had much say)
(yes, distant cousins...yes im inbred)

You're just a pure bred, brother.

Boq is still the BBQ with the BBC, amirite fellas?

I'm just riffin. I'll hang up and wait for your reaction.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

My father went to federal prison for robbing a shitload of money from investors, a Mullen-collar crime

 

[HH Brother]

My father went to federal prison for robbing a shitload of money from investors, a Mullen-collar crime

If he didn't take it, someone else will, funster.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

@Wisconsin.gov was right, I am a white nigger lol

 

[guest]

Damn my old man didn't start to lose it until later in life - he had a bad temper and bitched about everything but in retrospect could have been worse. By the time he was selling drugs and doing the sovereign citizen thing we'd already had our falling out. He past now (57, heart attack on the highway), RIP dad you miserable bastard. Love ya miss ya.