My mom died.

[guest]

She was born in 1948 and was the youngest of 6. Her parents, my grandparents were born in Ireland, Limerick (which is funny because I know a guy). My mom was a total piece of shit. She had a hard turn of fate but even before then she was destined to be a piece of shit.

When my mom was 19 she was in the backseat of a car on a summer night and the car she was in collided with another on an upstate NY road. It left her with a mangled right hand that resembles a mutilated dog's paw. Before then she was a model-caliber gorgeous woman. 5'11 blonde, skinny and stupid-eyed. This bitch proceeded to have multiple surgeries and lawsuits and parasitic relationships before she produced me with the worst of the parasites that surrounded her. That was my dad. An ex-marine that was a career criminal. To this day I don't even know if he's still alive but I know he's wanted. He's the one I prefer.

She had me sleeping in bed with her till I was 11.

Anyways she's dead. I didn't go to see her.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

That sucks man. Not because she died but because she left you a wonderful little present of a lifetime of anger and resentment and she gets to bail after doing so.

 

[Coonskin]

Sorry about your mom may you all find peace

 

[Antsballwasher]

sounds like your parents were PFG and they got stuck with a whiny faggot of a son

 

[IanHalperin]

Your mom died.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

I tried to find the "How'd your parents die?" clip from Steve C. but couldn't. It's the thought that counts though.

 

[Stent]

Her parents, my grandparents

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[Dennyislife]

They tend to do that apparently.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

God Bless. Sorry for your loss.

 

[Phish]

You slept with her til you were 11. So…how was she?

 

[Dusty Dan]

Yeah, yeah, when's she going to see Rich Vos?

 

[iblBangedQuasi]

That sucks man. Not because she died but because she left you a wonderful little present of a lifetime of anger and resentment and she gets to bail after doing so.

And posting about it on a dead radio shows forum that has no owner rn [right now]

 

[Phish]

forum that has no owner rn [right now]

 

[Opesterino]

I am so sorry to hear that. Last summer when issues were on-going with my mother's health a lot of fine folks here shared kind thoughts and prayers.

I can only hope some of our words can offer a bit of comfort to you and your family at this time.

 

[Zombie247]

Thoughts and prayers brotherman. My mum passed away last year. She was a bat shit crazy Irish woman. County Wexford.

 

[iblBangedQuasi]

I don't believe you.gif

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

How'd you finally kill her?

 

[Turk February]

Thoughts and prayers brotherman. My mum passed away last year. She was a bat shit crazy Irish woman. County Wexford.

Stop stealing OPs bit, it's funny enough, it doesn't need you tagging the punchline.

 

[Sue Lightning]

When my mom was 19 she was in the backseat of a car on a summer night

Uh oh i dont like where this is going

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Sorry to hear that mang. Did you kinda sorta pull a Cumia at the end or did you just not see her for the last few months since you didn’t see eye to eye? Hopefully sye left you some money, that’d be nice