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It's not fair: George gets a hot Jewess gf, and I DON'T.
Maybe if every instinct you ever had was wrong, you should do the complete opposite.
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It's not fair: George gets a hot Jewess gf, and I DON'T.
It genuinely annoys me when I see dicks that are bigger than mine. That’s why I barely ever watch porn. And I got a pretty fawkin decent piece tobehonestwitchya.Brothermen got nice fucking pieces, not gonna lie
It genuinely annoys me when I see dicks that are bigger than mine. That’s why I barely ever watch porn. And I got a pretty fawkin decent piece tobehonestwitchya.
That stuff probably isn’t good for your soul. Norton’s Nordic princess has a huge dong and I don’t like seeing it here.You’re right, i should stop watching tranny porn. All those fuckers got huge fucking peckers, makes me feel insecure.
NOO!! Not on my thread!!!
I'm really glad you guys weren't in heat when I posted my Twin Peaks diner trip
The wheels are in motion. The wheels are in motion.
This motherfucker was the WORST standup I've ever seen in person. About 12 years ago in Ottawa in a comedy tent at a music festival during one of the hottest days of the year.it was 1/10th full and he was dying. He ran out of courtesy laughs within 5 minutes.Finesse Mitchell taking pics with fans. He deliberately stopped RIGHT in front of where his name is on the wall so people would recognize him.
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He's known as being the laziest nigger ever on Saturday Night Live. Pretty much refused to work or really contribute anything of value- he was so bad he was asked to leave after three years due to "budget cuts." LOL. Just completely forgettable.This motherfucker was the WORST standup I've ever seen in person. About 12 years ago in Ottawa in a comedy tent at a music festival during one of the hottest days of the year.it was 1/10th full and he was dying. He ran out of curiosity laughs within 5 minutes.
He fucked up and told the same story about walking his girlfriends little dog twice. Then would say "damn" at the end of each "joke". It was beyond uncomfortable . My friends and I couldn't believe someone could die this badly.
He's known as being the laziest nigger ever on Saturday Night Live. Pretty much refused to work or really contribute anything of value- he was so bad he was asked to leave after three years due to "budget cuts." LOL. Just completely forgettable.
I think he’s just incompetent, moderately unintelligent, and very autistic. When he tries it just makes it worse. That or he’s an amazing character. Either way he’s amusing as all fuck.
I think he’s just incompetent, moderately unintelligent, and very autistic. When he tries it just makes it worse. That or he’s an amazing character. Either way he’s amusing as all fuck.
“It is possible that I made a mistake.” I’m 75% convinced that getting fired for having an ambulance come get him because he barely fell over was just a bit. Assuming he had another job lined up even though he said Earl didn’t when he came on the show the next day to say goodbye.And the worst fucking liar in the world.
LET ME FINISH!
Dude, I dropped into Jumbo’s last night. It was lame as fuck. The chicks were all tatted up and trashy looking. It was super crowded. I stayed for about 10 minutes, had 1 beer, and bounced.LOL you stayed by Jumbos. If you like gunshot wounds and C-section scars. Jumbos is the place to be.
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