My Hollywood Staycation, In Photos

[Cptbaldopie]

That looks like it was a good time

 

[Mustard]

Hi shitmittens! I’m currently off of work for a week, so I thought I’d go on a lil staycation (teehee ) to Hollywood for a couple a few. Just thought I’d keep everyone posted as a fun little ride-along.

Please, if you have anything negative to say, leave it in the comments below.

Here’s my flea bag motel.

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Right next door to the world famous Jumbo’s Clown Room titty bar. I’m headed to the Comedy Store in a couple hours (Sebastian Maniscalco and Iliza Schlesinger are headlining ) and will definitely drop in here for a couple before buying a greasy sub and hittin the hay.

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I already dropped into the best drum shop in the country, Pro Drum Shop, and bought a hoodie and drumsticks holder.

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Had a couple suds at the Rainbow Bar and Grill where all the hair metal fags in the 80s and Lemmy practically lived. It’s almost all a shrine to him. Taylor Tomlinson was sitting inside at a booth with a group of other comics.

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Lots of expensive Hollywood properties like this.

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Tribute to Charles Bronson on the intersection of Bronson and Hollywood Blvd.

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Anywho, toodles for now. It’s rainy here right now, but I also brought my bicycle to zip around in tomorrow. Supposed to be sunny. I’ll post more when I have more to post.

The World Famous Comedy Store, ladies and gentlemen.

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Finesse Mitchell taking pics with fans. He deliberately stopped RIGHT in front of where his name is on the wall so people would recognize him.

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Maron was a whiny Kike.

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Maniscalco was actually fucking great. I’ll never badmouth this greaser again.

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I’m smoking cigs with Bobby Lee and he offered to buy my army issue camo jacket off me, but I declined. I took a photo with him, but am not posting it here, so here’s a creep shot.

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Last night Jumbo’s was closed for some reason, so I went to the Thai spot next to it instead and had the best I’ve ever had. Makes sense, since I’m staying in Thai Town. Pad See Ewe w/ pork belly. Chefs kiss Also enjoyed the musical stylings of a Thai disco band.

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Shit opens up at 11am here, so got my trusty steed ready to hit the town. It’s sunny, but kinda chilly, so perfect riding weather.

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Hittin this old haunt for a couple beers and a Juicy Lucy. This place is legendary.

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My Alma mater. Went here on a full ride for a 2 year jazz drumming program. For free schooling, it was a pain in the ass and I got a parking ticket every fucking day because the student parking was always taken by class time.

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Met Danny Trejo at his overpriced taco spot.

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Now sitting next to Nick Swardson at the Barney’s Beanery bar top. This is kinda wild, even for Hollywood, lol!

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Went to The Dresden last night. Swingers is in my top ten, so I was very excited to finally check it out. I had three old-fashioneds and they were spectacularly made. There was also a funk band playing and they ripped. This place was so money.

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Nice faggoty "staycation" shithead

Ive only ever heard one other person use "staycation" and he was a faggot