My gym attendance would like a word.

[Clint Ruin]

His BMI would like a word

Spoiler

 

[Cptbaldopie]

In England he's what's called a cigarette.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His gym attendance has a word:

Non-existent

 

[Will Tate]

In England he's what's called a cigarette.

And a tightly-packed bundle of small sticks.
And fat.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

In England the call cigarettes fags, in America the call Pat a fag

And in Soviet Union, Fags call you Pat!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

" Stop exposing my lies....GOSH!"

Neapolitan Dynamite
Uncle RICO
"Patrick, eat your dinner, you fat lard!"

 

[OpieRadio]

Anyone else sometimes feel like he's writing this shit just for us?

That's because your mentally ill and obsessed with me, stlaker.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hey Fatrick, you clearly don’t work out. Ever. Just stop it, we can see your fat face and jelly tits.

Not only does he look like total shit but he's gotten exponentially worse in the last 12 months. If I never worked out again for the rest of my life I don't think I could look as bad as Pat.

I think the saddest part is he has to keep up these increasingly-subdued lies because without them he literally has nothing else and the only way to change that would be to actually try.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Theres not a more toxic mentality than thinking others succeeded over you because of luck, and that you deserve it more.
It may be true, but obsessing over it is a great way to put yourself in a mental hell and be a complete bummer to be around.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Neapolitan Dynamite
Uncle RICO
"Patrick, eat your dinner, you fat lard!"

"I could throw a football over those mountains, child."

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Mountain being his word for his gunt.

And I doubt he could even accomplish that.

 

[Harry Powell]

Theres not a more toxic mentality than thinking others succeeded over you because of luck, and that you deserve it more.
It may be true, but obsessing over it is a great way to put yourself in a mental hell and be a complete bummer to be around.

Patrick embodies the end-result of every toxic mental trait. Refusing to take responsibility for his life, refusing to accept loss, inability to take feedback. Sometimes he really depresses me.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

New injuries? Sounds like piggy is getting hurt while being shit faced.

 

[FurBurger]

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They say a functional social safety net, we say the institutionalized theft of generational minority wealth.

This knucklehead seems to forget that they have a literal functioning aristocracy over there, with hereditary Lords inheriting their seats in Parliament and a Queen that can veto legislation (tax, inheritance, marriage etc.) before it gets publicly discussed.

A big chunk of Brexit was because the European Union came sniffing around all of the tax havens the UK runs for the benefit of its wealthier members (British Virgin Islands, Cayman Islands, Bermuda, Jersey, Isle of Man); and leaving the EU kept them out of reach.

 

[FurBurger]

New injuries? Sounds like piggy is getting hurt while being shit faced.

I hope Nikki's smacking him around while he's passed out.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat you have nothing but shit luck

He took the wrong message from Stay Hungry

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Did this fella confirm Pat was fat?

 

[guest]

Did this fella confirm Pat was fat?

Oh, it’s a cyberatalker. Then the gigantic gut and man tits actually means he’s of normal weight.