My gym attendance would like a word.

[guest]

I heard he has night terrors and flails around wildly in his sleep until he falls off of the couch. He lays there throwing weak punches and kicks fighting cyberatalkers during his nightmares.

While purposefully sharting. Don’t forget that part.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Is it just me or is this Pat character pretty fat?

You're overlooking something here: he's fat.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

You're overlooking something here: he's fat.

Never was, crocodile nigger.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Pat just hangs out in the locker room hoping to see old man dick and balls

 

[potatopeeler63]

Brit pat is the worst pat.
what's this faggots obsession with england?
we've all seen him try to use their retarded lingo, does he think it makes him sound worldly?
keep tweeting about socialized medicine, what is this, 2012, you pandering fat dud?

shoutout to melanated and vaccinated, #speakingtruthtopower
YES QUEEN!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I almost feel bad that niki will have to explain to someone one day that her exhusband tried to sue some internet randoms and bankrupted the household.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat just hangs out in the locker room hoping to see old man dick and balls

mission accomplished, I bet

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His lying is making the Brewers lose.

 

[MonsterSteve]

"I make my own luck, child" - Billy Zane in Titanic

 

[potatopeeler63]

Pat just hangs out in the locker room hoping to see old man dick and balls

I sometimes wish I was gay just to have that easy access to bust a nut.

"hey man, nice to meet you. so you wanna give me some head?"

"yea bro, no problem. meet me in the steam room in 5"

instead of having to deal with a stoopida facking cunt pulling teeth all night for some hand stuff MAYBE

@CarolMaxheinie is it really this easy? have you ever gone through a dry spell?

 

[guest]

He's so fucking mental. Anyone else just kind of feel sorry for him at this point?

No? Me neither.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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Brit pat is the worst pat.
what's this faggots obsession with england?
we've all seen him try to use their retarded lingo, does he think it makes him sound worldly?
keep tweeting about socialized medicine, what is this, 2012, you pandering fat dud?

shoutout to melanated and vaccinated, #speakingtruthtopower
YES QUEEN!

He has a fetish for the English, yet he mocks all of Europe for playing a "footsie version of football" or whatever the fuck.

Hey, Pat: you're a gay obese man who is married to a lesbian whose pussy smells like negro farts. And you're fat, too.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I almost feel bad that niki will have to explain to someone one day that her exhusband tried to sue some internet randoms and bankrupted the household.

"hey babe, why is there a reddit account with your picture named nikicuntfarts?"

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I sometimes wish I was gay just to have that easy access to bust a nut.

"hey man, nice to meet you. so you wanna give me some head?"

"yea bro, no problem. meet me in the steam room in 5"

instead of having to deal with a stoopida facking cunt pulling teeth all night for some hand stuff MAYBE

@CarolMaxheinie is it really this easy? have you ever gone through a dry spell?

Ugly gays have dry spells, I hear. If Pat was gay he still couldn’t get laid. If you’re a 3 or better, it’s cock and/or ass for days. Literally all you can eat.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

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Brit pat is the worst pat.
what's this faggots obsession with england?
we've all seen him try to use their retarded lingo, does he think it makes him sound worldly?
keep tweeting about socialized medicine, what is this, 2012, you pandering fat dud?

shoutout to melanated and vaccinated, #speakingtruthtopower
YES QUEEN!

In England the call cigarettes fags, in America the call Pat a fag

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat you have nothing but shit luck

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pat you have nothing but shit luck

He's sure obsessed with Princess Fudgepacker. Wonder if he's reminded of his mother or something.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Hey Fatrick, you clearly don’t work out. Ever. Just stop it, we can see your fat face and jelly tits.

"Wrong, child. My face is fat not because I'm a big fat piece of shit, but because I overindulge in beers and brats and sit on my fat ass all day and I forget where I'm going with this so I'll just block you on instagram again."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat you have nothing but shit luck

" Stop exposing my lies....GOSH!"

 

[guest]

His BMI would like a word