My gym attendance would like a word.

[guest]

 

[Clint Ruin]

Anyone else sometimes feel like he's writing this shit just for us?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Is this some kind of trap, he is making this too easy

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Hey Fatrick, you clearly don’t work out. Ever. Just stop it, we can see your fat face and jelly tits.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

All those rich people are just lucky. All those people in full hovels are just lucky. All those people not married to fat ugly dumps are just lucky. Maybe you’re just fat, faggot.

 

[guest]

Anyone else sometimes feel like he's writing this shit just for us?

Imagine how self-conscious he must be. He could just remove himself from the internet since it has done nothing good for him, but nah

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What about your undergraduate attendance?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yeah I'm sure you're just in blinding pain in your 40s regardless of whether or not you've worked a physical job your whole adult life.

You're in pain because your soul is corrupted by obese demons who convinced you to waste resources and money to sue a fake Indian man.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He’s tried nothing and he’s out of ideas.

 

[Coonskin]

I hope his animals are trying to kill him in his sleep

 

[Clint Ruin]

Yeah I'm sure you're just in blinding pain in your 40s regardless of whether or not you've worked a physical job your whole adult life.

You're in pain because your soul is corrupted by obese demons who convinced you to waste resources and money to sue a fake Indian man.

I'm thinking he might be talking about bedsores, that actually would check out

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

C O P E

Yeah blame luck, fatso

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I heard he has night terrors and flails around wildly in his sleep until he falls off of the couch. He lays there throwing weak punches and kicks fighting cyberatalkers during his nightmares.

 

[guest]

Anyone else sometimes feel like he's writing this shit just for us?

We’re his actual fan base so I should hope so.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I , too, would like a word with his gym attendance.

 

[fricklefrackle]

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It's almost like he goes out of his way to be a cunt.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Is it just me or is this Pat character pretty fat?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hey pat, you know that you posted a photo of you being fat last week? Lying about working out regularly when we know thats clearly false isnt helping you.

 

[Username]

It’s so weird,he posts more selfies and photos than most 16 year old girls on Instagram. Yet he wants people who can see said photos to think he’s a buff gym rat. Pat people saw the photo of your at a baseball game looking like a manatee in a baseball outfit. They saw your obese appearance in your gay “only you can stop fascists nazis” tshirt. To quote Mr Burns”your the fattest thing I’ve ever seen and I been on Safari.”

He’s a fat delusional retard is what I’m getting at.

 

[Clint Ruin]

It’s so weird,he posts more selfies and photos than most 16 year old girls on Instagram. Yet he wants people who can see said photos to think he’s a buff gym rat. Pat people saw the photo of your at a baseball game looking like a manatee in a baseball outfit. They saw your obese appearance in your gay “only you can stop fascists nazis” tshirt. To quote Mr Burns”your the fattest thing I’ve ever seen and I been on Safari.”

He’s a fat delusional retard is what I’m getting at.

I think even he knows that his followers scroll past any and all of his posts that aren't "Republicans should die".