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Think I got it
Looks more like a spreading skin condition than a wound. Get him to the vet nigga.
Also, whose paws is it to the left?
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Think I got it
Goddamit will somebody tell me where the fucking Xena bit came from
"You know what I wanna see. I wanna see the cat movie!"“Meow” Translation: “I GOT A WOUND ON MY NECK!”
Either:To all the "just take him to the vet" fucks, he's not my cat. He's some tom cat that I started feeding and now he won't fuck off.
I'm not taking a cat, that I don't even own, to the vet and spending hundreds of dollars on him. But at the same time I don't want him injured or suffering.
Not trying to be a faggot but more like "3 pages of not wanting an animal to needlessly suffer if someone had something to do about it".Either:
A) it's your cat, so you get him medical treatment.
B) it's not your cat, so you let nature take care of it.
If there's any middle ground, it's
C) put some neosporin on the wound and hope for the best.
It's not that difficult to figure out, 3 pages of this seems very excessive.
I have heard told that @RobertMewler prepares a delicious fried cat.Then kill the cat or give it to a Chinese restaurant.
Well suck his little feline dick already, you nigger.To all the "just take him to the vet" fucks, he's not my cat. He's some tom cat that I started feeding and now he won't fuck off.
I'm not taking a cat, that I don't even own, to the vet and spending hundreds of dollars on him. But at the same time I don't want him injured or suffering.
Now Dan, you're not going to believe this...Take him to Marge's cattery.
"Skippy, say 'Cooookie""You know what I wanna see. I wanna see the cat movie!"
You don't want this heat, bitch. Calm down.Well suck his little feline dick already, you nigger
Take the cat to the vet, arsehole.You don't want this heat, bitch. Calm down.
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