My cat has a wound on his neck.

[guest]

Is his first name "Mister"?

Mr. Maloonigans awlright! And he’s a poodle/schnauzer mix awlright! #SchnoodleGang

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[guest]

Take that nigga to the vet, wtf

He's not my cat.

 

[guest]

Get pet insurance you dumb fuck

He's not mine!

 

[guest]

He won't let me touch his neck.

 

[Meownaw]

He's not mine!

The thread title is MY CAT, stupid.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I don't understand why you don't buy your cat pet insurance and bring him to the vet?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Go to the vet and get pet insurance, you fucking stupid cat-owning pet owner.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This nigga fucked his cat, i'm sure of it, sick demented piece of shit.

Wouldn't expect nothing less from someone who prefers The Wire over Xena and The Sopranos.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I once heard about this lady's cat swallowing a bunch of thread and it got wrapped around it's innards and died. I was 17 and just moved out on my own and my first cat I actually brought inside had yarn hanging out of his ass. I gave it a little tug and it didn't come out, so I freaked out and rushed him to a vet. The cunt just pulled the thing slightly harder than I did and the yarn was maybe only an inch in his butthole. She was like "there could be more inside him, we'll do an X-Ray." There was none inside him. They charged me $400 and I've hated vets since.

Your cat got in a fight with a raccoon and 100% has rabies. You're going to want to shoot it in the heart with a silver bullet before it turns.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

clean it good everyday. hopefully it can't lick it. you can buy fish amoxycilin but I don't know the doseage for cat wounds..

Aqua-Mox (Amoxicillin)

Aqua-Mox (Amoxicillin)

www.tractorsupplyrx.com

Seriously though, ☝do this. Keep it clean and keep the fucker inside until the wound is healed.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

My girlfriend has a wound between her legs.

What can I do that doesn't cost $5000 to put bandages on her at a vet?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I can see why you wouldn't post a picture of it for reference of how bad it is, wouldn't want to dox a cat's neck

 

[Meownaw]

I once heard about this lady's cat swallowing a bunch of thread and it got wrapped around it's innards and died. I was 17 and just moved out on my own and my first cat I actually brought inside had yarn hanging out of his ass. I gave it a little tug and it didn't come out, so I freaked out and rushed him to a vet. The cunt just pulled the thing slightly harder than I did and the yarn was maybe only an inch in his butthole. She was like "there could be more inside him, we'll do an X-Ray." There was none inside him. They charged me $400 and I've hated vets since.

Your cat got in a fight with a raccoon and 100% has rabies. You're going to want to shoot it in the heart with a silver bullet before it turns.

Ha I had the same thing happen as a kid only my Mom pulled that string out and the howl still fawkin haunts me. I miss that mug.

 

[guest]

Take that nigga to the vet, wtf

Agreed. Vet bills are costly but worth it if you’re going to emotionally invest in an animal.

 

[guest]

You gave your cat monkeypox, didn't you? You fucking degenerate.

 

[TheYepster]

You gave your cat monkeypox, didn't you? You fucking degenerate.

He's also a vampire like count Cumia

 

[guest]

Put Manuka honey on it. Sounds weird but it works for wounds.

 

[guest]

This nigga fucked his cat, i'm sure of it, sick demented piece of shit.

Wouldn't expect nothing less from someone who prefers The Wire over Xena and The Sopranos.

Goddamit will somebody tell me where the fucking Xena bit came from

 

[guest]

I can see why you wouldn't post a picture of it for reference of how bad it is, wouldn't want to dox a cat's neck

I don't remember how to post pictures.

Edit: also I'm gay

 

[guest]

Think I got it