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Movies that only faggots like vol 17

Punished Dan Mullen

Calamari Ring Leader
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lol none of them were in the same place, including the wall and the hand and the soap
 

Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT

fuck jews
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Plus this newer one by the same director. It's the same slow, incomprehensible stuff that people only pretend to see meaning in. It's like the only reason he makes movies is so people can make 'video essays' about them with lo-fi hiphop in the background.

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Also, everything by Paul Thomas Anderson except Boogie Nights. Did you see that scene where Daniel Day Lewis reads confusing documents, twirls his moustache and squints while ominous violin music plays? Deep stuff.

I thought The Lighthouse was a great movie. It's pretty obvious what parts are real and what parts are in Pattinson's character's head.
 

LingerLonger

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In the original Die Hard book he is actually rescuing his young daughter from a group of fanatical leftist environmental terrorists who do not even care about money. But they end up suicide bombing themselves and the building and kill his daughter in the process. Book was far darker from what I remember. The movie is almost like a comedy with McLane doing one liners and goofing around against a dozen armed men with machine guns and high explosives.

The thing with Predator, directed by the same guy who directed Die Hard, was that once the Predator started hunting for Arnold it became a much more serious movie. In Die Hard you have the main character being bullet proof and acting like a maniac for no reason throughout the entire movie.

Rounders is one of the dumbest films I have ever seen. You have a guy betting his entire bankroll on an 'eating cookies' tell instead of reading the actual cards and bets. You have the same guy practically psychically knowing the cards when the jew judges are playing their home games. It was so retarded. Best shows and movies about gambling are things like Sopranos, Goodfellas, Casino, Brasco, Godfather, where literally nothing good happens to anyone in the gaming industry. From the owners to the players everyone is miserable. And everyone is a gambling addict or worried about being whacked. Rumor is that there is a new script for Rounders II where Matt Damon goes to Vegas and enter the WSOP and makes the final table in some faggy feel good ending story.
 

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In Die Hard you have the main character being bullet proof and acting like a maniac for no reason throughout the entire movie.

Accidentally stepping on broken glass last year made me think about Die Hard. I don't think people realize just how much it hurts to get glass into your foot. There's simply no way to 'power through' and keep running even if your life is in danger. I like action movies more when the consequences are realistic.

Before people post videos of people on broken glass, I'm talking about when it pierces the skin so much you start bleeding.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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It's got two 'V's' instead of a 'W' in the title, and they speak Ye Olde English. How theatrical maaaaaaaan.

Slow, boring, weak payoff. Pretentious faggot movie for pretentious faggot Redditors.
I thought it was pretty cool and made me think for first time how alone Puritans and American settlers must have felt in the North American woods. Cool movie and I generally hate movies
 
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