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Remember how "Avatar" was hyped for 1 year before its release? Nobody even remembers or references those blue aliens now.
Based and "Avatar is just Ferngulley" pilled.No we don't obsess over children's movies you fucking faggot
This thread fell apart quick. If you want to do this right, look at movies that won Oscars. So many nothing films there. Posting middle of the road crap from the 90's-mid 2000's isn't really it. Also a lot of these movies are still referenced here and there on the internet by nostalgia faggots.
I don't know why this reminded me, but one time my dad and I were watching some "list of greatest movies" that some obvious fag film critic had made on TVO or PBS and when he got to the old Italian movie "Bicycle Thieves" he started crying and couldn't pull himself together. Like inconsolable bawling. I wish I could find a clip because it was fucking hilarious. He closed out the show still crying.If I remember right, Wings won the very first Best Picture Oscar, but because it's a silent, no one remembers it.
Except for Roger Ebert, but he past.
Nigger (Italian) stole his bike.I don't know why this reminded me, but one time my dad and I were watching some "list of greatest movies" that some obvious fag film critic had made on TVO or PBS and when he got to the old Italian movie "Bicycle Thieves" he started crying and couldn't pull himself together. Like inconsolable bawling. I wish I could find a clip because it was fucking hilarious. He closed out the show still crying.
I don't know why this reminded me, but one time my dad and I were watching some "list of greatest movies" that some obvious fag film critic had made on TVO or PBS and when he got to the old Italian movie "Bicycle Thieves" he started crying and couldn't pull himself together. Like inconsolable bawling. I wish I could find a clip because it was fucking hilarious. He closed out the show still crying.
Probably, but the guy was just so fucking moved by the story that he was tears streaming, snot-in-his-mustache crying for like 10 minutes straight. Buddy had himself a little Kevin Smith moment.Nigger (Italian) stole his bike.
Lol I remember Teen Angel. My good, black friend Ron Glass was in it.![]()
Nobody should have to listen to new wave much less from France.I guarantee if that film critic brought up French New Wave and "Breathless", he'd have cum live on the air.
No we don't obsess over children's movies you fucking faggot
They saved the laughs for the actual movie.That tagline is so fucking cliche lol, it's like a parody. It's not even fucking funny.
Cronenburg's Naked Lunch is another one nobody thinks of. Not sure if even the people who know the book know that there was a movie made.
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