It's like 5 hours. The average person isn't watching anything over 2.
Wings Of Desire is two hours, and that one still goes on too long and says all it needs to at a glacial depressing pace. Wenders could have left it at that tbh.
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It's like 5 hours. The average person isn't watching anything over 2.
A cop and 3/5ths.More like cop and a half person.
That tagline is so fucking cliche lol, it's like a parody. It's not even fucking funny.
I saw this in the video store, and wanted to rent it coz it had some of the kids from little rascals. My dad said no.
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This is a pretty decent Australian comedy that I would be very surprised if anyone on here had heard of.
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These are literally the only posts that fit what OP was going for.
There's a movie called Safe Guys with Sam Rockwell and Steve Zahn that nobody in the world has seen except for me and my ex. It's hilarious and we used to reference it a lot.
There's a Canadian movie called Weirdsville that again, no one has seen and is hilarious.
There's a movie called 50 Pills that no one has seen and is hilarious. Michael Pena is in it, Kristen Bell is in it, the Michael Jackson looking son from Nip/Tuck is also in it.
Grand Theft Parsons is a movie that only my dad and I have seen. Which is odd because it stars Johnny Knoxville Michael Shannon and Christina Applegate. It's hilarious. It's about Gram Parsons' tour manager stealing his dead body.
Operation Dumbo Drop. Elephant movie with Danny Glover, Denis Leary and Ray Liotta.
Larger Than Life. Elephant movie with Bill Murray.
I had a bunch more and I just forgot them.
I was going to post this one. It's the laziest shit ever, two actors from popular teen movies of the time, in a movie about an unpopular high school kid, with the most un-creative title ever. Even AI could generate something more original. And of course they're wearing the most fleeting early 2000's fashion too. I think the only thing notable about this movie is that clips of it were featured in the Teenage Dirtbag music video.
Yes, you do. It's mentioned all the time as the worst Best Picture winner.Crash is an obvious one. It was so big when it came out, think it even won the academy award for best picture, and now you never see it mentioned anywhere.
Never seen it but Paris, Texas and Until The End if the World are well-paced.Wings Of Desire is two hours, and that one still goes on too long and says all it needs to at a glacial depressing pace. Wenders could have left it at that tbh.
I never knew Crash had a TV spinoff until relatively recently.Crash is an obvious one. It was so big when it came out, think it even won the academy award for best picture, and now you never see it mentioned anywhere.
Radio Flyer is so fucking sad and heavy for a kid's movie. I don't know why my dad bought it for me or why I watched it like a thousand times.I didn’t think anyone else knew about Radio Flyer till @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda ralked about it on here.
Radio Flyer is so fucking sad and heavy for a kid's movie. I don't know why my dad bought it for me or why I watched it like a thousand times.
Do you think the brother actually flew away in the Radio Flyer or do you think Tom Hanks was a traumatized freak in denial who was telling his kids the story of how he basically helped his brother commit suicide as a boy so he'd stop being constantly beaten by their loser mother's piece of shit boyfriend?I remember watching that once in a hotel just because nothing else was on. And I was drunk.
Once it ended, I felt broken and wondered how many kids got traumatized by that film.
Though to be fair, some days I want to put my brother Steve in a red wagon and push him off a cliff, too.
There's a Canadian movie
Do you think the brother actually flew away in the Radio Flyer or do you think Tom Hanks was a traumatized freak in denial who was telling his kids the story of how he basically helped his brother commit suicide as a boy so he'd stop being constantly beaten by their loser mother's piece of shit boyfriend?
The mom (Dr. Melfi, Kaaaaren) was supposed to be a good guy in the movie but it's literally entirely her fault that she's letting some drunk fuck beat her kid up all the time. Shane the dog is the only hero in that fucking movie.
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