Most embarrassing deaths in history

[RaggotFetard]

Tennesse Williams.
Choked to death on a bottle cap.

Fag was probably trying to deepthroat the bottle.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Fag was probably trying to deepthroat the bottle.

jewpedia says otherwise goy

 

[LingerLonger]

Not necessarily the worst, but maybe most random. I read about a guy that put his leg up on a glass coffee table to clip his toenails. He breaks thru the glass, severs an artery in his leg, and bleeds out and dies. Dude was just trying to groom himself.

There was a nigger baseball player who was afraid of spiders and had a nightmare about spiders crawling all over his body. Dude woke up at the bottom of his stairs covered in blood from head to toe. He had sleepwalked through a glass table then fallen down the stairs all the while thinking that spiders were eating his body.

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

People emptying gasoline into their toilet then later taking a shit and throwing their spent cigarette butt in the bowl and blowing themselves up.

Damn.

 

[Phish]

Lit cigarettes aren't hot enough to ignite gasoline.

Youre correct. If you drop a cigarette into a tin can of gas it will go out. However if you flick it and the ashes hits the side, the ashes are hot enough to ignite the fumes. Chances are it won’t happen but cigarettes can start vapor fires from what I understand.

 

[bantadant]

jewpedia says otherwise goy

Seconal? More like suck on Null (but only before he starts a family

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Easily the dumb Swiss cunts that went to middle East and got beheaded on camera

There was a Navy SEAL (in training) who did the same thing. Picked up some frog hog from a local bar and got drunk with her. Took her home to his apartment he was living in. She sees his guns laying out on the table in his kitchen and says "Isn't it dangerous to keep guns out?". Guy looks straight at her and says "Well none of them are loaded. See?". And proceeds to shoot himself in the head with a pistol killing himself.

A couple of people have died sneaking into animal enclosures at zoos or aquariums. A couple of deaths in the large tanks with orcas are likely people going in to masturbate in the tank with the whales as some of the dead ones were completely naked (though maybe they didn't want to get their clothes wet). One of them, the guy was completely naked and the whale put him on its back and kept him afloat all night trying to keep him alive after he had drowned. So the park employees came in to work and saw the whale swimming around in circles with a naked dude on its back.

Yeah i reckon that happens a bit with animal keepers. Ive seen at least 2 different videos of dudes with dolphins. One guy jerked off a male dolphin and in the other a dude fucks one.

 

[guest]

Connor Peterson. Lil mug couldn't even see the light of day without getting caught in the media machine.

 

[guest]

Qadan. Nice dad, stupid.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

guy turns his head too quickly

Fit and healthy teen army cadet died after 'turning his head too quickly triggered a stroke'

A FIT and healthy army cadet died after “turning his head too quickly” triggered a stroke, an inquest heard. Ben Littlewood, 17, from Dukinfield, Manchester, was making tea for his youn…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

There was a Navy SEAL (in training) who did the same thing. Picked up some frog hog from a local bar and got drunk with her. Took her home to his apartment he was living in. She sees his guns laying out on the table in his kitchen and says "Isn't it dangerous to keep guns out?". Guy looks straight at her and says "Well none of them are loaded. See?". And proceeds to shoot himself in the head with a pistol killing himself.

A couple of people have died sneaking into animal enclosures at zoos or aquariums. A couple of deaths in the large tanks with orcas are likely people going in to masturbate in the tank with the whales as some of the dead ones were completely naked (though maybe they didn't want to get their clothes wet). One of them, the guy was completely naked and the whale put him on its back and kept him afloat all night trying to keep him alive after he had drowned. So the park employees came in to work and saw the whale swimming around in circles with a naked dude on its back.

aw. what a nice whale. but orcas are just assholes though. they are basically nigger whales

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

David Shaw went deep diving to retrieve a body only to end up drowning himself. I think his wife knitted him some underwater net that got caught on a rock. They also decided it'd be a good idea to film the entire thing with a helmet camera which helped assist the fuckup.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I can't swim.

me either

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Anthony's career.

I used to be ova there on the radio and now I'm ova here in obscurity

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Lots of Russian soldiers have had embarrassing deaths over the last year. I've seen plenty of videos, and they're quite entertaining.

For realsies or you foolin?

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Lit cigarettes aren't hot enough to ignite gasoline.

Youre correct. If you drop a cigarette into a tin can of gas it will go out. However if you flick it and the ashes hits the side, the ashes are hot enough to ignite the fumes. Chances are it won’t happen but cigarettes can start vapor fires from what I understand.

I checked. That story was an urban myth. (Posted the whole thing below) No record of it happening though several people have died from back fumes from septic tanks.

"A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home.

After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming.

She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance. The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street.

While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his ankle."

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

jerked off a male dolphin

twu

 

[bantadant]

David Shaw went deep diving to retrieve a body only to end up drowning himself. I think his wife knitted him some underwater net that got caught on a rock. They also decided it'd be a good idea to film the entire thing with a helmet camera which helped assist the fuckup.

There was also some dude recently who died while trying to propose to his girlfriend in an underwater hotel:

Louisiana man drowns after underwater marriage proposal, girlfriend says

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

There was also some dude recently who died while trying to propose to his girlfriend in an underwater hotel:

Louisiana man drowns after underwater marriage proposal, girlfriend says

What a retard

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Indians boating tragedy still haunts 20 years later

Families, Indians feeling impact 20 years later.

www.usatoday.com

Retard drove a boat under a dock and knocked his head off. Also he played for the Indians, so his Life was also embarrassing