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Fag was probably trying to deepthroat the bottle.Tennesse Williams.
Choked to death on a bottle cap.
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Fag was probably trying to deepthroat the bottle.Tennesse Williams.
Choked to death on a bottle cap.
Fag was probably trying to deepthroat the bottle.
There was a nigger baseball player who was afraid of spiders and had a nightmare about spiders crawling all over his body. Dude woke up at the bottom of his stairs covered in blood from head to toe. He had sleepwalked through a glass table then fallen down the stairs all the while thinking that spiders were eating his body.Not necessarily the worst, but maybe most random. I read about a guy that put his leg up on a glass coffee table to clip his toenails. He breaks thru the glass, severs an artery in his leg, and bleeds out and dies. Dude was just trying to groom himself.
Damn.People emptying gasoline into their toilet then later taking a shit and throwing their spent cigarette butt in the bowl and blowing themselves up.
Youre correct. If you drop a cigarette into a tin can of gas it will go out. However if you flick it and the ashes hits the side, the ashes are hot enough to ignite the fumes. Chances are it won’t happen but cigarettes can start vapor fires from what I understand.Lit cigarettes aren't hot enough to ignite gasoline.
Seconal? More like suck on Null (but only before he starts a familyjewpedia says otherwise goy
Easily the dumb Swiss cunts that went to middle East and got beheaded on camera
Yeah i reckon that happens a bit with animal keepers. Ive seen at least 2 different videos of dudes with dolphins. One guy jerked off a male dolphin and in the other a dude fucks one.There was a Navy SEAL (in training) who did the same thing. Picked up some frog hog from a local bar and got drunk with her. Took her home to his apartment he was living in. She sees his guns laying out on the table in his kitchen and says "Isn't it dangerous to keep guns out?". Guy looks straight at her and says "Well none of them are loaded. See?". And proceeds to shoot himself in the head with a pistol killing himself.
A couple of people have died sneaking into animal enclosures at zoos or aquariums. A couple of deaths in the large tanks with orcas are likely people going in to masturbate in the tank with the whales as some of the dead ones were completely naked (though maybe they didn't want to get their clothes wet). One of them, the guy was completely naked and the whale put him on its back and kept him afloat all night trying to keep him alive after he had drowned. So the park employees came in to work and saw the whale swimming around in circles with a naked dude on its back.
aw. what a nice whale. but orcas are just assholes though. they are basically nigger whalesThere was a Navy SEAL (in training) who did the same thing. Picked up some frog hog from a local bar and got drunk with her. Took her home to his apartment he was living in. She sees his guns laying out on the table in his kitchen and says "Isn't it dangerous to keep guns out?". Guy looks straight at her and says "Well none of them are loaded. See?". And proceeds to shoot himself in the head with a pistol killing himself.
A couple of people have died sneaking into animal enclosures at zoos or aquariums. A couple of deaths in the large tanks with orcas are likely people going in to masturbate in the tank with the whales as some of the dead ones were completely naked (though maybe they didn't want to get their clothes wet). One of them, the guy was completely naked and the whale put him on its back and kept him afloat all night trying to keep him alive after he had drowned. So the park employees came in to work and saw the whale swimming around in circles with a naked dude on its back.
me eitherI can't swim.
Anthony's career.
Lots of Russian soldiers have had embarrassing deaths over the last year. I've seen plenty of videos, and they're quite entertaining.
Lit cigarettes aren't hot enough to ignite gasoline.
I checked. That story was an urban myth. (Posted the whole thing below) No record of it happening though several people have died from back fumes from septic tanks.Youre correct. If you drop a cigarette into a tin can of gas it will go out. However if you flick it and the ashes hits the side, the ashes are hot enough to ignite the fumes. Chances are it won’t happen but cigarettes can start vapor fires from what I understand.
twujerked off a male dolphin
David Shaw went deep diving to retrieve a body only to end up drowning himself. I think his wife knitted him some underwater net that got caught on a rock. They also decided it'd be a good idea to film the entire thing with a helmet camera which helped assist the fuckup.
What a retardThere was also some dude recently who died while trying to propose to his girlfriend in an underwater hotel:
Louisiana man drowns after underwater marriage proposal, girlfriend says
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