Most embarrassing deaths in history

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Muammar Gaddafi died after being stabbed in the anus with a bayonet (killer was obviously a homosexual faggot).

David Carradine hung himself in panties (huge faggot).

Jeff Buckley drowned (people that cant swim are faggots).

Ro Cumia died all alone because her sons (both huge faggots), think the only time a man should cry is when he’s getting his shitlocker split open by some teen manlet in fishnets.

What are some of the most humiliating deaths you've heard of?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I can't swim.

 

[guest]

I can't swim.

You can’t swim a stroke, but you sure know every dive in town!

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Tennesse Williams.
Choked to death on a bottle cap.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

In the early the internet days the Darwin Awards were a hoot. A few that stand out from memory.

A guy on an Amazon safari jumped into a river to escape a swarm of killer bees and was eaten by Piranhas.

A guy jumped off a bridge demonstrating a bungee rope made of octopus tentacles. The rope he assembled would have worked however he made it significantly longer than the drop and he fell to his death.

People emptying gasoline into their toilet then later taking a shit and throwing their spent cigarette butt in the bowl and blowing themselves up.

A fast food worker attempted to fake a robbery while he was on duty. His buddy was supposed to come in, empty the register and pretend to tie him up in the freezer. They forgot to tip off the cops so the guy died sitting in the freezer waiting for the police to show up. He could have walked out at any point.

 

[Dennyislife]

It's Elvis. Many deaths are kinda out of sight but he was bloated and literally full of impacted shit and died on the shitter.

 

[Dennyislife]

Also this English Tory MP. Imagine the funeral. The country knew.

" Milligan's corpse was found naked except for a pair of stockings and suspenders, with an electrical flex tied around his neck, his head covered and an orange in his mouth"

Stephen Milligan - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

WWAW 1000 Ways to Die? I used to like that show. I liked how they made fun of the people who died.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

WWAW 1000 Ways to Die? I used to like that show. I liked how they made fun of the people who died.

The legend of Kenneth Pinyan. He got fucked to death by a horse.

Then theres this homeless bitch that got assfisted to death

[Death after anal "fisting"] - PubMed

A 45-year-old homeless woman was found dead at her usual sleeping place. Apart from traces of blood on the lower abdomen of the body, the police investigations did not produce any clues pointing to an unnatural death. At autopsy, it was found, however, that death had been caused by extensive...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[LingerLonger]

Mr. Hands got sodomized to death by his own horse. That is a tough one to top. Especially when videos of him being railed by horses made their way onto the internet and became famous after his death. Kenneth Pinyan. He had entire laws against bestiality named after him that will be on the books forever.

Idiots who go into the wild and get eaten by bears like Grizzly Man. He also recorded his own death and his girlfriend's death. Everyone also assumes based on his voice that he was a homosexual. So his girlfriend should be just as embarrassed. Had an entire documentary and film made about him so his stupidity is immortalized.

The first female jewish submarine captain ran an Argentinian sub into a cliff and killed all 44 crew members. Eliana Krawczyk. Endless kike railing about jews are chosen people women empowerment and so on get this woman the job of commanding a military submarine. She was promoted and given control over the sub during a training exercise and of course plowed it right into rocks sinking it and killing everyone. The jews tried to cover up that she was commanding that day.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Mr. Hands got sodomized to death by his own horse. That is a tough one to top. Especially when videos of him being railed by horses made their way onto the internet and became famous after his death. Kenneth Pinyan. He had entire laws against bestiality named after him that will be on the books forever.

Idiots who go into the wild and get eaten by bears like Grizzly Man. He also recorded his own death and his girlfriend's death. Everyone also assumes based on his voice that he was a homosexual. So his girlfriend should be just as embarrassed. Had an entire documentary and film made about him so his stupidity is immortalized.

The first female jewish submarine captain ran an Argentinian sub into a cliff and killed all 44 crew members. Eliana Krawczyk. Endless kike railing about jews are chosen people women empowerment and so on get this woman the job of commanding a military submarine. She was promoted and given control over the sub during a training exercise and of course plowed it right into rocks sinking it and killing everyone. The jews tried to cover up that she was commanding that day.

“The first female jewish submarine captain ran an Argentinian sub into a cliff and killed all 44 crew members.”

That rotten cunt shoulda stayed in the kitchen.

 

[Dog Eater]

sodomized to death by his own horse

Actually him and his friends doing the filming would sneak into that farm and get horses to fuck them. Wasn’t his horse to fuck lol.

 

[Chapel]

The David Carradine/Micheal Hutchence special, death by stranglewank.
And this

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Patrice O’Neal was on the verge of becoming one of the worlds biggest comics, but he couldnt stop eating donuts

 

[guest]

Yeah, getting sodomised to death by a horse and having new national legislation created as a result is hard to beat.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

The David Carradine/Micheal Hutchence special, death by stranglewank.
And this


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Is there a slim chance he was innocently carrying the chicken so it wouldnt run away, stopped for a wank, and people misread the situation?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The guy who invented that shitty scooter fell off a cliff while riding it.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Easily the dumb Swiss cunts that went to middle East and got beheaded on camera

 

[guest]

You can’t swim a stroke, but you sure know every dive in town!

That @Josh Goodnaturedly is a bad influence on you!

 

[guest]

That @Josh Goodnaturedly is a bad influence on you!

I like to think i’m a good influence on him haha