Most destructive thing you did as a teenager?

[Dog Eater]

When I was 13 me and my friend were on a train and doused the seats at the back of the last carriage with deodorant and set them on fire as we got off at our station. As the train left we saw through the windows that there was an old lady sitting at the very front of the carriage clutching her handbag. The sight of her staring intently ahead plus the raging inferno at the other end of the carriage as the train pulled away into the night made me laugh harder than I ever have before or since.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Got stiffed on a summer house painting gig, which, despite being illegal, kinda makes sense as we were total fuckups. Like getting paint drops on a cedar deck or painting an old lady's windows shut (in the summer) or power-washing some wooden siding off, Rambo-style. After walking away from that, a friend and I would drive around town every night, stealing all of the guy's signs that we could find and re-homing them to the lawns of disgruntled customers. According to some mutual acquaintances, he was inundated with a ton of angry calls.

Not destructive, I guess, but bored teenager mischief that I'm still proud of to this day. Even got called into the police station, where I denied everything (no proof, anyhow) and was "banned" from an entire section of town.

 

[bantadant]

Im not going to say the actual bad things I did, just the funny ones. We went into an apartment complex one time around Christmas, every door had a shit ton of ornaments on them and stuff, rugs out in front of the doors, etc so we just rearranged all of their shit with each other, like I mean methodically switched everyones shit around, at least 20 different units in this one hallway.

Used to do this with christmas decorations at the houses around the neighborhoods where I lived. It always cracked me up to think about some old lady opening her front door to admire her precious wreath only to see it on the front door of the cunt across the street.

Also for some reason finding porno mags in the woods was a common occurrence, so after we got bored with them we'd leave them on this old lady's front door, ring the doorbell and hide in this huge tree to watch her reaction when she found it. She was not a fan

 

[PickleRickle]

Used to do this with christmas decorations at the houses around the neighborhoods where I lived. It always cracked me up to think about some old lady opening her front door to admire her precious wreath only to see it on the front door of the cunt across the street.

Also for some reason finding porno mags in the woods was a common occurrence, so after we got bored with them we'd leave them on this old lady's front door, ring the doorbell and hide in this huge tree to watch her reaction when she found it. She was not a fan

We used to do that with porn mags, too. Why were porn mags in the woods such a common thing? Well, obviously dudes needing some privacy to bust a nut, but jesus christ lol. We'd always leave ripped out pages in this one womans mailbox of the daughter we went to school with, hide in the woods and wait till they came to answer the door. Good times. Finding a playgirl magazine was fuckin hilarious. We put pages of that shit in everyones mailboxes that night.

 

[guest]

Around 12-14, in that awkward phase between childhood and actually getting some from girls, we did some pretty stupid, dangerous and destructive shit. Most of it involved varying degrees of vandalism, a lot of fireworks and a couple of close calls with serious injury. One time someone found an old helium cannister and my mate Tom threw it through the window of an old, abandoned car. We then took turns firing G-10 air pistols at it thinking it might blow up and take the car with it. By the way, this was at night in a residential street in Finsbury Park in London. Not exactly the best neighbourhood. We never got to see it explode as about 5 minutes later, this old black guy came running out of his house screaming that we'd broken his car window. We ran off laughing and I'm pretty sure someone dropped a "nignog" or two on the way.

 

[Nana's stent]

I remember stomping and broke a girls new kids on the block lunch box punching out