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Nooooo....but the town nearby does now for tourists
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Most destructive thing you did as a teenager?
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This might be the worst thing in the thread. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hahah
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I had an extremely destructive group of friends and it was almost like we were trying to one up each other in reckless antisocial behavior. Some of the stuff I did in those final 2 years of high school still causes me to hide my face in shame 20 years later. Hopefully Elon and the other transhumanists figure out how to live forever because I’m terrified of St Peter flipping through my rap sheet at the pearly gates.
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It’s kind of weird to show up to a freshmen party as a senior in the first place. Trashing the house is just a complete dickhead move. Can you give me an idea of what year this was?
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Probably 2004? The kid was peripherally related to our group through his older brother who was already in college at the time of the alleged incident.. he thought we were cool so he used to try to impress us which I think is how we heard about the party to begin with. He would try to ingratiate himself into our group and it ended badly for him every single time. We also ransacked his older brothers room once while he was away at college and found nude Polaroids of his perfect 10 girlfriend.. those were promptly stolen and split amongst us. When his brother got back from college and found them missing he beat his ass so badly he called my friend sobbing and demanding to get them back saying his brother was going to murder him.. my friend laughed and told him no
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People in my city that didnt decide to stop doing retard shit have completely destroyed peoples houses during teenage parties. Like I mean breaking bed frames in half, kicking holes in TVs, just putting holes in drywall all over the place, a specific "whatever you guys do, do not damage this clock, my Dad will kill me" event, where someone immediately threw the grandfather clock to the ground and started stomping on it. Horrendous shit. I woulda bailed if I were at that party.
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Yea, I am beside myself that you still refer to your neighborhood as a village.
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I guess as a teenager the worst I did was grab some wannabe JV football player and hold him down with a box cutter to his jugular because he was trying to take my bus seat. It got me in a little bit of trouble and I began my journey to being a passively antisocial retard. Other than that the fun shit was when I was 12 and under.
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a kid in fourth grade i think drew some landscape picture in art class the teachers and him made such a fuss of the picture all day. i wasn't jealous i just got annoyed so when he wasn't looking a drew a pair tits on the drawing the end of the day when he saw that he started crying like a chick he cried all the way down the hall when the class was let out to the bus and was still crying when the bus drove away the teachers never found out who did it i did it in pencil just erase it you fag
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I grew up in one. I moved to a hamlet. Fewer people the better
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Nigga how do you steal a bowling ball. And I thought we were inventive stealing pitchers and ashtrays and shit.
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You just walk out with it. No one ever said anything.
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One time my friends and I stole a kayak but we only got in caught when we went back to steal the paddles.
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All of the retarded shit that went down in the early 2000s can be blamed on Jackass. I take no responsibility for my actions.
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I used to party at this house when I was in college that was a shithole but had these elaborate cabinets in the dining room. The landlord told them that she didn't care what they did to the house as long as those cabinets survived bc her dead husband had made them by hand. One night they decided they wanted to have a fire in the backyard and just dug a hole in the ground and were burning firewood. The fire started dying around midnight and they were out of wood. I was in the kitchen when one of the guys who lived there walked by with a hammer. He smashed the cabinets apart and used it for firewood. Not long after someone stole a countertop too. The bill when they got evicted was like $6,000.
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Holy fuck lol. I couldnt ever bring myself to damaging someones property like that. I would be howling if I witnessed that happen though.
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We used to go to building sites and borrow any plastic drain piping we could find. You'd jam them into the sand pile then arc the pipe over your head and fire a sizable slug of sand like a trebuchet. A dozen or so of us would take part and wage a sort of battle. A bit like poverty paintballing. If there was no sand we'd just hurl chunks of clay dirt at each other (mud wars). One kid caught me off guard and obliterated my nose one summer with a huge dry chunk of recently ploughed soil and I never took part again.
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So much bad, funny shit happened there.
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No one ever got the security deposit back at a truly fun rental house.
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The first night I partied there someone tried to missile drop kick someone in the living room and missed and put a massive hole in the wall. I wonder if there was a correlation between lost security deposits and the timing of the release of the first jackass movie