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I’m sure the crotch smells fresh as a daisy. Maybe that’s Missy’s fetish, stank crotch.
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Missy Muscles has officially hit the wall
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There are a handful of things about Andy that are incontrovertible facts. One, he is in an obvious state of alcohol-related physical decline. His head is swollen and discolored, and his body appears to be withdrawing into itself, like a turtle. Two, he currently only communicates via giggling, hooting and "holeeeeeshit"-ing, indicative of his sharp mental decline. In every single photo, he has that soused look on his face, as if it's the greatest night of his life. And perhaps it is, as he simply can't remember further back than that. Three, he wears the exact same clothes for months on end and may only own one pair of pants. For a man his age, this is extremely disturbing behavior. And four, he allegedly bought a house in SC that, for some inexplicable reason, he refuses to live in. And this could be indicative of dementia, or he could be being exploited by his current caretaker, which frequently happens when someone slips into senility and decline.
Now, if you didn't know I was talking about Andy Espresso here, and I was merely describing someone to you, you would probably conclude that I was describing a chronic alcoholic who was quickly spiraling into dementia. And you'd be right, because I am. If he continues on his current trajectory, he has two, three years at most before he's either dead or in a home. I mean, look at him. I've seen healthier looking corpses, no lie.
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Nice Count Dracula hair, stupid.
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He looks like an old gay who lost a lover to aids and decided to get loads of surgery and move to Florida to cheer himself up.
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Check out the guns on that stud. I have a theory: Nana can't get the scent of Sue's teensy wanger out of his mind so he slips testosterone in Missy's drinks.
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She has the sarcastic smile/look of a crazy spouse that just fucked a nigger before showing up to get back at you for something trivial.
She's also obviously only with him for free housing and his hgh/xanax supply.
She's also obviously only with him for free housing and his hgh/xanax supply.
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The testosterone treatments are really starting to show in his head/neck area.
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He's having fun and you hate that.
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It's hilarious how he takes off his glasses for pictures so he doesn't look old. She just flat out looks insane.
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My Nana did the same thing.
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Ok im filling up.
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When a 30 year old woman tries to look like a cutesy teenager:
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Damn
That reminds me of Jack Nicholson as the Joker when he was wearing the flesh color face paint.)
She looks like Jackie
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Phone in his pocket, at the ready when he wants to scream about niggers, or look at it when someone dark walks by, so he doesn’t have to make eye contact, thus pissing himself.
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If she had a cock, and was 10, Anthony would be on cloud nine.
(That’s me calling you a pedophile, Anthony.)