Mew: Are Fatrick knitted dolls still for sale?

[RobertMewler]

The idea of you selling hypo-allergenic knitted goods, suitable for small children to cuddle, on The Dark Web has made me laugh every time I think of it. Also, the idea of Pat explaining that they're selling parody knitted figures of him on The Dark Web alongside kiddy porn and rocket launchers got me good.

(Most dark net markets ban weapon sales - it draws a different kind of heat than just drugs - and I think the general markets ban kiddy fiddlers too; but of course Fatrick would exaggerate)

You can run Tails off a USB drive on a laptop, and it won't leave any traces of what you're up to on the laptop itself - just the USB. Tails will encrypt all of your traffic via TOR. Take payment in a crypto currency like Ethereum, there's ways of shipping stuff via USPS that don't leave a record (Google "dark net vendor opsec", but don't google it from home). Markets support PGP-based encryption of messages between client and vendor; your clients will need to trust you to destroy their info after the sale - but on the other hand, you'll never know if they gave you a legitimate name and address, or a fake one they can go get the package from.

Darknet.fail has a list of markets; those links will work in Tails.

Thanks for the great advice. Having to go underground to sell handknit dolls is pretty comical when you realize it's because some obese midwest asshole wants you dead lol.

 

[guest]

Thanks for the great advice. Having to go underground to sell handknit dolls is pretty comical when you realize it's because some obese midwest asshole wants you dead lol.

You are mentally ill.

 

[FurBurger]

You are mentally ill.

...atalker.

 

[New Name]

Thanks for the great advice. Having to go underground to sell handknit dolls is pretty comical when you realize it's because some obese midwest asshole wants you dead lol.

I'd buy one I'd just mail you cash and have it sent to a dummy