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Mew: Are Fatrick knitted dolls still for sale?

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Keep your head on a swivel brothermen, everything we say and do is being recorded.

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I will say that "Mewler is a fed" and "Dan sells rubber dog shit" are solid bits that came out of the infighting.
cue ecstasy of gold
But I'm not sure if they're funny enough to justify the weeks of gay infighting that we had to endure.
Isn't the gayer part that people got uuuuhhhfended over some shitposters here criticizing their NPS appearances instead of rolling with the punches?
people forgot to laff and attached their IRL self-image to bit accounts on a defunct shock jock radio forum
I should have gotten destroyed for my little drunken phoner, but alas i was forged through the flames of early /b/
 

Harry Powell

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cue ecstasy of gold

Isn't the gayer part that people got uuuuhhhfended over some shitposters here criticizing their NPS appearances instead of rolling with the punches?
people forgot to laff and attached their IRL self-image to bit accounts on a defunct shock jock radio forum
I should have gotten destroyed for my little drunken phoner, but alas i was forged through the flames of early /b/
I am pretty neutral on the whole thing, I like some of the bits that came out of it but there was such a volume of posts it got a little monotonous. However I think @Dougie was going through a manic drug bender, which makes it relatable.
 
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The OP of this thread was me, from my original PRN account

I publicly asked Mew if she would sell a doll to me and then never followed up like a nigger. That incident, among several others, led to me deleting that account in shame only to return as RonKindd several months later. That account was in turn deleted shortly thereafter so I could reappear in my current form. I'm now again taking a hiatus until my T-levels return to normal.

If anyone is to be ridiculed for this thread, it is me.

Good day.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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I am pretty neutral on the whole thing, I like some of the bits that came out of it but there was such a volume of posts it got a little monotonous. However I think @Dougie was going through a manic drug bender, which makes it relatable.
Dougie was the only good Dan poster. Actually hilarious. Upstaged CuntFucker in days when that street shitters been trying for years.

The newfags have hit critical tryhard mass. All they do is latch onto other people's bits weeks after they disappear. Wormkiller, NPA.

It's okay to be a faggot, we all are, but goddamn say something funny
 

Harry Powell

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Dougie was the only good Dan poster. Actually hilarious. Upstaged CuntFucker in days when that street shitters been trying for years.

The newfags have hit critical tryhard mass. All they do is latch onto other people's bits weeks after they disappear. Wormkiller, NPA.

It's okay to be a faggot, we all are, but goddamn say something funny
You are aware that @Dougie *is* NPA?
 

FurBurger

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Yes, I am willing to sell them. I just haven't figured out the best way to go about it without either of us getting doxxed. Any ideas? Setting up a bitcoin probably wouldn't work because I'm clueless there.
The idea of you selling hypo-allergenic knitted goods, suitable for small children to cuddle, on The Dark Web has made me laugh every time I think of it. Also, the idea of Pat explaining that they're selling parody knitted figures of him on The Dark Web alongside kiddy porn and rocket launchers got me good.

(Most dark net markets ban weapon sales - it draws a different kind of heat than just drugs - and I think the general markets ban kiddy fiddlers too; but of course Fatrick would exaggerate)

You can run Tails off a USB drive on a laptop, and it won't leave any traces of what you're up to on the laptop itself - just the USB. Tails will encrypt all of your traffic via TOR. Take payment in a crypto currency like Ethereum, there's ways of shipping stuff via USPS that don't leave a record (Google "dark net vendor opsec", but don't google it from home). Markets support PGP-based encryption of messages between client and vendor; your clients will need to trust you to destroy their info after the sale - but on the other hand, you'll never know if they gave you a legitimate name and address, or a fake one they can go get the package from.

Darknet.fail has a list of markets; those links will work in Tails.
 

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Record a video showing how to knit Patrick dolls. Teach a man to fish etc.
 
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