"Me, but women"

[Harry Powell]

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Pat's current wife:

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Hilarious. Pat how do you know what all the different flavors of a candy taste like if you’ve only tasted two? Same concept here fatso.

Edit: at least he’s tacitly acknowledging he’s only slept with two. Progress!

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

Pat is worthless and Nikki is disgusting. The people on here who say “would” in regards to Nikki are oldgravyleg levels of irredeemable.

Nikki is decently attractive when you consider her age and anyone here who says otherwise is just coping.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

Reminder: David Leavitt is a giant twat. He called the cops on a Target cashier who refused to sell him a mislabeled electric toothbrush. He had a whole twitter rant about being too poor for dental hygenie and tried to get the Target employee fired and arrested.

Google "Target Tori" for the whole pathetic story. It fits perfectly that Pat would be a ball washer for this nut job.

Link for the lazy https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/target-tori

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Nikki is decently attractive when you consider her age and anyone here who says otherwise is just coping.

She's out of Pat's league, that I know.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Reminder: David Leavitt is a giant twat. He called the cops on a Target cashier who refused to sell him a mislabeled electric toothbrush. He had a whole twitter rant about being too poor for dental hygenie and tried to get the Target employee fired and arrested.

Google "Target Tori" for the whole pathetic story. It fits perfectly that Pat would be a ball washer for this nut job.

Pat can't empathize with someone who at least wanted to brush their piss yellow teeth.

Hilarious. Pat how do you know what all the different flavors of a candy taste like if you’ve only tasted two?

You know damn well Pat knows every flavor of candy.

 

[Clint Ruin]

when you consider her age

Massive qualifier.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Black house = Woman
Pink house = Woman with a dick

 

[RickReternal]

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Pat's current wife:

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He’s saying he’ll fuck anything. Poor Niki.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Pat's taste in music.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Nikki is decently attractive when you consider her age and anyone here who says otherwise is just coping.

Someone hit this nigga with the swamp pic

 

[TorpidSloth]

He's only had sex with two women.

 

[peckafacce]

Reminder: David Leavitt is a giant twat. He called the cops on a Target cashier who refused to sell him a mislabeled electric toothbrush. He had a whole twitter rant about being too poor for dental hygenie and tried to get the Target employee fired and arrested.

Google "Target Tori" for the whole pathetic story. It fits perfectly that Pat would be a ball washer for this nut job.

Link for the lazy https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/target-tori

It wasn’t even mislabeled. It’s was a DNI(do not inventory) display stand.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Reminder: David Leavitt is a giant twat. He called the cops on a Target cashier who refused to sell him a mislabeled electric toothbrush. He had a whole twitter rant about being too poor for dental hygenie and tried to get the Target employee fired and arrested.

Google "Target Tori" for the whole pathetic story. It fits perfectly that Pat would be a ball washer for this nut job.

Link for the lazy https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/target-tori

And then someone found him working at a Macy's perfume counter lmao

 

[fusciasomething]

Nikki is decently attractive when you consider her age and anyone here who says otherwise is just coping.

Are you under the impression that Niki is 65?

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Nikki is decently attractive when you consider her age and anyone here who says otherwise is just coping.

She has an ugly face paired with a dumpy body. The dumbo ears are the cherry on top of the shit sundae. She is a shlub.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

He's only had sex with two women.

Yeah, but how many men?

 

[peckafacce]

Yeah, but how many men?

Pat doesn't have enough fingers and toes to count that high

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Paul:

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also Paul Weimer:

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Booga:

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

She's out of Pat's league, that I know.

She has an ugly face paired with a dumpy body. The dumbo ears are the cherry on top of the shit sundae. She is a shlub.

Are you under the impression that Niki is 65?

Someone hit this nigga with the swamp pic

All cope

If you knew nothing about Pat and were in the late 30s early 40s age range, and met Nikki alone at a bar, you'd 100% chat her up.