Maybe Pat's way stronger than me but...

[More Worser]

Imagine how autistically bad his understanding of human social behavior and how others perceive him is, that he thinks a gymbro would see Pat and think “This guy is one of us! I’ll make a fat joke to him and he’ll appreciate it because unlike this hambeast on the Stairmaster, Pat is not fat.”

Also… imagine thinking it’s plausible that a hamplanet who is only 3 weeks into exercising, can and would do 75-80 stairs a minute for 15 minutes, just because of how virtuous she is. LOL, his lies are so unrealistic

 

[guest]

Not only that, all of this was taking place within earshot of the fat slob of a woman, and he could, from where he stood, see the digital readout on her machine. I have to crane my neck to barely my wife’s readout when I’m on the machine next to her. He’s a fucking liar.

And by the way, Patrick, she can squat more than you and has an unbelievable ass.

She’s 5 foot two, 120 pounds, stronger than a mule, but you continue to pretend to enjoy fucking your fridge body of an ox wife.

Just to rub it in some more, Patrick, do you know what it’s like to be with a woman who has an ass as round as a pumpkin as hard as a rock? Do you? I bet you don’t.

Oh and to be with her for almost 3
decades and raise beautiful children together, and have a level of intimacy and knowledge of each other, in the bedroom, and out, that comes with that that type of closeness?

Cope, fatso.

Tell your old lady I said congrats on the ample sample.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Imagine how autistically bad his understanding of human social behavior and how others perceive him is, that he thinks a gymbro would see Pat and think “This guy is one of us! I’ll make a fat joke to him and he’ll appreciate it because unlike this hambeast on the Stairmaster, Pat is not fat.”

Also… imagine thinking it’s plausible that a hamplanet who is only 3 weeks into exercising, can and would do 75-80 stairs a minute for 15 minutes, just because of how virtuous she is. LOL, his lies are so unrealistic

We could publish a book of Pats Fairy Tales
Written as the narrator retelling each fable to a group of children at PedoCon who are always interrupting to point out ludicrous claims and scenarios.
Each time the Narrator has to try and gloss over or move the story on, sometimes rebutting the comment.
As they continue,at some point one of the kids points out that this Pat guy seems to be in every one of the unbelievable stories.
After a couple more tall tales and nearing the end of the book, one of the kids says "ive just googled Patrick Tomlinson, he's just a fat faggot with bitch tits"
At this point the narrator starts to talk like he has peanut butter in his mouth
Another kids points out, "you're a fat faggot with bitch tits"
The narrator goes into a hysterical childing before being dragged away screaming by police.
One of the kids picks up a lanyard, dropped in the altercation. Name: P@t

based on a true story

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Do you know, what’s interesting about that picture, is that it looks like he did at some point have some kind of weight training in his life. I don’t agree with other people here who say that his arms are spindly, they are spindly for his level of fatness. If he were a lot thinner, the arms would look a lot better.He doesn’t have any muscle definition, but it looks like he might have had that in the past.

If that makes sense. His entire body reads like a book that says that he used to be in better shape.

That’s all the more hilarious. He’s completely let himself go. I do believe that he used to be in better shape. But he’s too goddamn lazy to go back and get it again, and he’s living in the past, pretending he’s still in shape.

Which, by definition, means that he’s not just delusional, Fatso is living in a fantasy world. But a fantasy world that he’s aware of. He knows it’s a fantasy. That makes it better. He knows he’s a fat piece of shit now. He knows he has no definition now.

Yeah but we've seen pictures from his past and he went from a skinny kind of normal looking guy to a fat faggot with bitch tits in about a decade. Especially the last few years. There's no pictures of him looking athletic with muscle tone.

 

[BudDickman]

Yeah but we've seen pictures from his past and he went from a skinny kind of normal looking guy to a fat faggot with bitch tits in about a decade. Especially the last few years. There's no pictures of him looking athletic with muscle tone.

I've said this before, but he started cultivating mass after being cucked by Big Jon. He wanted to be muscular and ripped, but he found it easier to just pack on fat and pretend to be hiding muscles under a layer of fat like a guy who does manual labor.

He talks a lot about other people having vanity muscles and pretends that he has functional strength. But he's never worked, never done any sports, so we know it's all flab. The only thing you could say about him is that he has a big frame, but even that doesn't show in his Wonderfest photos where he just looks like a pencil-necked, narrow-shouldered geek.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

He used to workout a lot when he was motivated after Adrienne and Jon emasculated him completely. This was his "get angry, stay angry" phase when he was "burried in strange" like a "vengeful old testament sex god".

He became complacent after he landed Niki, which makes you wonder what caliber of woman he was hooking up with that he felt the need to lock down Niki. It's not like she can cook and do things around the house. She's a slob just like him. The only other reason I could think of for Pat settling down with her instead of continuing to smash gash like a cool 30-something frat bro is that he thought they would be a power couple with her connections in the writing community or whatever.

Since settling down, complacency has turned him into flabby sack of shit. But he hasn't mellowed out and matured like most people do with age. He's still just as bitter and resentful, still has a chip on his shoulder about something, but has absolutely nothing to show for it in the way of accomplishments.

between ade and niki was only a couple of months.
Parasite Pat then focused his efforts/interests to align with niki's to fully latch on and leech from her.
It was mostly performative, hence all the gym selfies and when he did compete in any sort of run, he was garbage.
His home gym is just a flex with his PPP money, I doubt it see's much use. Its a prop to say he has a home gym.
In his mind a home gym = you must work out = you must be big and strong. works fine on twitter until you post your FTM Pat pics.

Think of all the fantastical tales he must have told niki at the beginning of the relationship and how much pandering he did.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That video where he awkwardly pumped his arms to show “weight training” shows he’s never done anything close. He has and has always been all talk because these dorks won’t question him and he says nonsense thinking it’s impressive. We’ve seen his gym selfies, he went to the gym but obviously didn’t do anything but look at his phone.

 

[guest]

"Whatta ya think about that, child?"

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I’m decently powerful dude. Been a while since I hit it hard so my recovery time and endurance is shit. But I was benching well over 300 in my high school years. (Which I hope to get back to) I can tell you without a doubt Patrick benches somewhere in the 180 range for a 5 set max, at most. As far as doing a proper curl. Elbows out to the side and going all the way down. He can do 30s maybe 3 times perfect form.

60lbs never in his life. Despite being told he has a big chest and shoulders. He’s a skinny person inside. He has no physical advantage. He might have been fast when he was young if he cared to train at all. But being strong, fighting, that’s never been Richards strong suit.

 

[Phish]

I've said this before, but he started cultivating mass after being cucked by Big Jon. He wanted to be muscular and ripped, but he found it easier to just pack on fat and pretend to be hiding muscles under a layer of fat like a guy who does manual labor.

He talks a lot about other people having vanity muscles and pretends that he has functional strength. But he's never worked, never done any sports, so we know it's all flab. The only thing you could say about him is that he has a big frame, but even that doesn't show in his Wonderfest photos where he just looks like a pencil-necked, narrow-shouldered geek.

I worked landscaping w a guy who was a VCU shotput record breaker and threw javelin, ran the 40 and shit. But looked like a stoner fat slob. He was a fuckiinnggg tank, but could dance ballet and do front flips and shovel a dump truck of mulch himself in like an hour flat, all day. Pats the complete and polar opposite of that kind of fat.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

VCU shotput

Go Rams

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Unless you’re thirty years older or two feet shorter I’m pretty sure you could take him down by drilling him in the snotbox. He does not look like someone who can take a punch.

He'd keel over from a heart attack

 

[Udders]

I’m decently powerful dude. Been a while since I hit it hard so my recovery time and endurance is shit. But I was benching well over 300 in my high school years. (Which I hope to get back to) I can tell you without a doubt Patrick benches somewhere in the 180 range for a 5 set max, at most. As far as doing a proper curl. Elbows out to the side and going all the way down. He can do 30s maybe 3 times perfect form.

60lbs never in his life. Despite being told he has a big chest and shoulders. He’s a skinny person inside. He has no physical advantage. He might have been fast when he was young if he cared to train at all. But being strong, fighting, that’s never been Richards strong suit.

He couldn't do 30s for one rep, not with those arms. Sounds like you know but curls are more difficult than they look, unexperienced people always overestimate what they think they can curl. Pat's a fat flabby pussy is my ultimate point.

 

[EraGodless]

 

[More Worser]

I’m decently powerful dude. Been a while since I hit it hard so my recovery time and endurance is shit. But I was benching well over 300 in my high school years. (Which I hope to get back to) I can tell you without a doubt Patrick benches somewhere in the 180 range for a 5 set max, at most. As far as doing a proper curl. Elbows out to the side and going all the way down. He can do 30s maybe 3 times perfect form.

60lbs never in his life. Despite being told he has a big chest and shoulders. He’s a skinny person inside. He has no physical advantage. He might have been fast when he was young if he cared to train at all. But being strong, fighting, that’s never been Richards strong suit.

Bro, you’ve been strong for so long that you’ve lost perspective on how weak normies are. I weigh 180. There is no possible way Pat could bench my weight, not at his age and with his having been sedentary for years and his small upper arms we saw in the ham photo.

He could pick up a 180 lb barbell and set it on a pallet but that’s about it, and his face would be red and sweaty instantly. He couldn’t shrug it and he definitely couldn’t lay on a bench and get it all the way up.

 

[stealthygeek]

We could publish a book of Pats Fairy Tales
Written as the narrator retelling each fable to a group of children at PedoCon who are always interrupting to point out ludicrous claims and scenarios.
Each time the Narrator has to try and gloss over or move the story on, sometimes rebutting the comment.
As they continue,at some point one of the kids points out that this Pat guy seems to be in every one of the unbelievable stories.
After a couple more tall tales and nearing the end of the book, one of the kids says "ive just googled Patrick Tomlinson, he's just a fat faggot with bitch tits"
At this point the narrator starts to talk like he has peanut butter in his mouth
Another kids points out, "you're a fat faggot with bitch tits"
The narrator goes into a hysterical childing before being dragged away screaming by police.
One of the kids picks up a lanyard, dropped in the altercation. Name: P@t

based on a true story

Lil Fred Savage Yuma

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Bro, you’ve been strong for so long that you’ve lost perspective on how weak normies are. I weigh 180. There is no possible way Pat could bench my weight, not at his age and with his having been sedentary for years and his small upper arms we saw in the ham photo.

He could pick up a 180 lb barbell and set it on a pallet but that’s about it, and his face would be red and sweaty instantly. He couldn’t shrug it and he definitely couldn’t lay on a bench and get it all the way up.

I honestly should kill myself for getting as weak as I have. But you’re right. I was just going off his fat. He’s gotta be 240.

 

[A House Nigger]

Negative, ghostrider. Frankie McDonald would twist Patso's arms off.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I guess handing off 60s CAN be done if you really tried, but the one receiving them cant be indifferent or confused about whats happening. They have to be completely concentrated on the exchange.
Either way it would be retarded because theres no reason for you not to set them down and just have him pick them up