Maybe Pat's way stronger than me but...

[guest]

Pat has retard strength.

They only install that in the drooling, happy models. Sullen oafs have to content themselves with, well, nothing.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Pat has retard strength.

Negative, ghostrider. Frankie McDonald would twist Patso's arms off.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

There's no room on the handle for another person to grab... Very odd how a middle aged man would make up such a silly tale.

They were actually barbells, stlakers and I simply tossed them into his hands with a flick of my 20" wrists.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

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This was hard to lift. Couldn't imagine lifting up two and just handing to some guy.

For people who don’t know anyone in the fitness business, go to YouTube. Look at what powerlift’s actually lift.

My trainer is a professional, he competes, professionally, he’s a fucking monster. He doesn’t curl 60 pounds nonetheless casually hands them to someone. He could curl 60. He could curl more than that. But he doesn’t because he’d only be able to get a limited number of reps. It’s heavy.

I’m 165 pounds when I’m at fighting weight. I’m older than Patrick. He’s taller than me, and much broader. He has a big frame. He probably be a difficult take down for me.I’m not trying to pretend to be a tough guy.

Much tougher guys than him have beat the crap out of me sparring. I’m pretty sure I’d handle him, but he’d have a shot against me, very easily. He could possibly kick my ass rather thoroughly. Why not? I don’t care. I don’t need to pretend to be a tough guy. I’m not.

The guys who lift professionally would find it incredibly awkward to just hand someone else 60 pound dumbbells. They would put them on the floor and let the other guy pick them up. There’s almost no way, unless both parties have the hands of an infant, to have enough room on the grip for two hands to hold them at once.

He’s lying. Open and shut.

 

[guest]

It's my brother's home gym. I was curious to see how heavy a 60lb dumbbell actually is, and how it would feel to hand two to a dude. Physically impossible.

And not even just because of the weight. Look at how much of the grip is taken up by your hand. How is the other guy supposed to take it from you?

 

[Clint Ruin]

the hands of an infant

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wrists are supposed to be spindly, child.

 

[guest]

I don't know any gym where the dumbbells are close enough to the Stairmaster that waiting for them, and the fat body to return with them, wouldn't take at least three minutes.

Not only that, all of this was taking place within earshot of the fat slob of a woman, and he could, from where he stood, see the digital readout on her machine. I have to crane my neck to barely my wife’s readout when I’m on the machine next to her. He’s a fucking liar.

And by the way, Patrick, she can squat more than you and has an unbelievable ass.

She’s 5 foot two, 120 pounds, stronger than a mule, but you continue to pretend to enjoy fucking your fridge body of an ox wife.

Just to rub it in some more, Patrick, do you know what it’s like to be with a woman who has an ass as round as a pumpkin as hard as a rock? Do you? I bet you don’t.

Oh and to be with her for almost 3
decades and raise beautiful children together, and have a level of intimacy and knowledge of each other, in the bedroom, and out, that comes with that that type of closeness?

Cope, fatso.

 

[guest]

He tweeted out a video of himself reloading his pistol. I'm sure he would tweet out a video of himself handling a 60lb weight like a purse

 

[BillKlacks]

Yeah, but rick has giant, muscular arms:

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His hair pisses me off to no end

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His hair pisses me off to no end

Were you his hairdresser?

 

[guest]

His hair pisses me off to no end

Do you know, what’s interesting about that picture, is that it looks like he did at some point have some kind of weight training in his life. I don’t agree with other people here who say that his arms are spindly, they are spindly for his level of fatness. If he were a lot thinner, the arms would look a lot better.He doesn’t have any muscle definition, but it looks like he might have had that in the past.

If that makes sense. His entire body reads like a book that says that he used to be in better shape.

That’s all the more hilarious. He’s completely let himself go. I do believe that he used to be in better shape. But he’s too goddamn lazy to go back and get it again, and he’s living in the past, pretending he’s still in shape.

Which, by definition, means that he’s not just delusional, Fatso is living in a fantasy world. But a fantasy world that he’s aware of. He knows it’s a fantasy. That makes it better. He knows he’s a fat piece of shit now. He knows he has no definition now.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

I'm not into having rational discussion about pat. he's a fat liar with noodle arms and he's always been like that

 

[Stent]

I bet that other guy left forever and was never heard from again. The same way all his stories end.

 

[Carl Winslow]

when did he write this?

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Wouldn’t be an awkward handoff at all.

Yeah just let go and drop them in some random person's hand who now has to curl them before they fall so you can prove a point for your fat blog.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

someone get Big Lenny on cameo trying to just hand someone two 60lb dumb bells.
let him know the back story and then let him go into a rant about fatricks impossible bullshit
send the FTM Pat eating the spamloaf pic to him to comment on whether this person could hand over one, let alone two.
Big Lenny will bring the loffs.

 

[BudDickman]

Do you know, what’s interesting about that picture, is that it looks like he did at some point have some kind of weight training in his life. I don’t agree with other people here who say that his arms are spindly, they are spindly for his level of fatness. If he were a lot thinner, the arms would look a lot better.He doesn’t have any muscle definition, but it looks like he might have had that in the past.

If that makes sense. His entire body reads like a book that says that he used to be in better shape.

That’s all the more hilarious. He’s completely let himself go. I do believe that he used to be in better shape. But he’s too goddamn lazy to go back and get it again, and he’s living in the past, pretending he’s still in shape.

Which, by definition, means that he’s not just delusional, Fatso is living in a fantasy world. But a fantasy world that he’s aware of. He knows it’s a fantasy. That makes it better. He knows he’s a fat piece of shit now. He knows he has no definition now.

He used to workout a lot when he was motivated after Adrienne and Jon emasculated him completely. This was his "get angry, stay angry" phase when he was "burried in strange" like a "vengeful old testament sex god".

He became complacent after he landed Niki, which makes you wonder what caliber of woman he was hooking up with that he felt the need to lock down Niki. It's not like she can cook and do things around the house. She's a slob just like him. The only other reason I could think of for Pat settling down with her instead of continuing to smash gash like a cool 30-something frat bro is that he thought they would be a power couple with her connections in the writing community or whatever.

Since settling down, complacency has turned him into flabby sack of shit. But he hasn't mellowed out and matured like most people do with age. He's still just as bitter and resentful, still has a chip on his shoulder about something, but has absolutely nothing to show for it in the way of accomplishments.

 

[More Worser]

I’m 165 pounds when I’m at fighting weight. I’m older than Patrick. He’s taller than me, and much broader. He has a big frame. He probably be a difficult take down for me.

Unless you’re thirty years older or two feet shorter I’m pretty sure you could take him down by drilling him in the snotbox. He does not look like someone who can take a punch.